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Andrew Fiouzi Quotes

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“Whether they’re humping them, cuddling them for security or simply touching them to be reassured of their place in this world, it’s clear that there are still a lot of men who are not quite ready to give up their teddy.”
— Andrew Fiouzi, The Surprisingly Non-Creepy Reasons So Many Adult Men Still Sleep With a Stuffed Animal
Tagged: Men, Psychology, Sleep, Toys, Childhood
“Let’s start with the practical advice, which comes from WikiHow (uh-oh) and suggests that you drink responsibly: In other words, drinking just one alcoholic beverage an hour.”
— Andrew Fiouzi, ‘How Do I Not Get Super Fucking Loaded on New Year's Eve?’ —Me, an Average Guy Who Has a Tendency to Get Super Fucking Loaded on New Year’s Eve
Tagged: New Years Eve, Drinking
“Under a deluge of social media influencers ostensibly living their best lives and doing it all for the Gram, who among us isn’t pretending to be someone they’re not?”
— Andrew Fiouzi, If You Want People to See You Differently, You Have to Stop Caring What They Think
Tagged: Caring What People Think, Perception of other, Perceptions, Psychology, Relationships, Personality
“Trust me when I tell you that when I went on a date with the hostess of the Italian restaurant that I bussed tables at in college — only to later find out that the girl was the daughter of the owner — I’d not only written my resignation letter, but I also thought I was going to be whacked.”
— Andrew Fiouzi, The Dumbest Times We Fucked Up at Work
Tagged: Dating, LOL, Work, Career, Jobs
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