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25 Memorable Quotes From Friends That Will Definitely Put A Smile On Your Face

We were on a break!
Rania Naim
December 20, 2016
“Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having s**.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.”
— Monica Geller, Friends, Friends Season 1: The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate
Tagged: Friends, Dating
“How you doin?”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 1: The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate
Tagged: Friends
“I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
— Chandler Muriel Bing, Friends, Friends Season 8: The One With The Tea Leaves
Tagged: Sarcasm, Friends, Funny
“We were on a break!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 3: The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break
Tagged: Dating, Friends, Taking A Break
“First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 6: The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Tagged: Marriage, Divorce, Funny, Friends
“You're over me? When were you under me?”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 2: The One Where Ross Finds Out
“Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 7: The One with Phoebe's Cookies
“Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!”
— Monica Geller, Friends, Friends Season 9: The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
“Just so you know, with us, it's never off the table.”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One Where Joey Speaks French
Tagged: Dating, Love, The One
“I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?”
— Chandler Muriel Bing, Friends, Friends Season 6: The One With The Proposal
“When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One With Phoebe's Wedding
Tagged: Love, Familia, Wedding Vows
“I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.”
— Jennifer Aniston, Friends, Friends Season 6: The One On The Last Night
“Joey doesn't share food.”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One With The Birth Mother
“You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you.”
— Chandler Muriel Bing, Friends, Friends Season 4: The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”
— Monica Geller, Friends, Friends Season 1: The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate
“Hi, I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.’”
— Chandler Muriel Bing, Friends, Friends Season 6: The One With The Proposal
“Pivot! PIVOT!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One With The Cop
“He's her lobster.”
— Lisa Kudrow, Friends, Friends Season 3: The One with the Flashback
“I got off the plane.”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 10: The Last One
“Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 10: The Last One
“Look around you guys this was your first home and it was a happy place filled with love and laughter but more importantly because it was rent controlled it was a freakin steel”
— Chandler, Friends, Friends Season 10: The Last One
“Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.”
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends, Friends Season 7: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
“They don't know that we know that they know.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One Where Everybody Finds Out
“I'm Fiine!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One Where Ross Is Fine
“Come on Will - take off your shirt and tell us.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 8: The One with the Rumor