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Love is everywhere. You can tune into it or not.

— Tracy McMillan, Love Yourself First

Love Lewis Howes Podcast

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A spiritual journey truly is unlearning fear and remembering love.

— Gabby Bernstein, Gabby Bernstein on How to Turn Fear Into Faith

Lewis Howes Podcast Spiritual Journey Fear Love Unlearning

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She always wanted the best for me. That's love.

— Regina Mills / Evil Queen (Lana Parrilla), Once Upon a Time, Season 2: The Miller's Daughter

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Love bade me welcome: yet my soul drew back,
Guilty of dust and sin.
But quick-eyed Love, observing me grow slack
From my first entrance in,
Drew nearer to me, sweetly questioning,
If I lacked any thing.

A guest, I answered, worthy to be here:
Love said, You shall be he.
I the unkind, ungrateful? Ah my dear,
I cannot look on thee.
Love took my hand, and smiling did reply,
Who made the eyes but I?

Truth Lord, but I have marred them: let my shame
Go where it doth deserve.
And know you not, says Love, who bore the blame?
My dear, then I will serve.
You must sit down, says Love, and taste my meat:
So I did sit and eat.

— George Herbert, Love (III)

Poetry The Slowdown Love Dust ungrateful Truth

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Today is a trumpet to set the hounds baying.
The past is a fox the hunters are flaying.
Nothing unspoken goes without saying.
Love’s a casino where lovers risk playing.
The future’s a marker our hearts are prepaying.

The future’s a promise there’s no guaranteeing.
Today is a fire the field mice are fleeing.
Love is a marriage of feeling and being.
The past is a mirror for wishful sightseeing.
Nothing goes missing without absenteeing.

Nothing gets cloven except by dividing.
The future is chosen by atoms colliding.
The past’s an elision forever eliding.
Today is a fog bank in which I am hiding.
Love is a burn forever debriding.

Love’s an ascent forever plateauing.
Nothing is granted except by bestowing.
Today is an anthem the cuckoos are crowing.
The future’s a convolute river onflowing.
The past is a lawn the neighbor is mowing.

The past is an answer not worth pursuing,
Nothing gets done except by the doing.
The future’s a climax forever ensuing.
Love is only won by wooing.
Today is a truce between reaping and rueing.

— Campbell McGrath, Reverse Suicide

Poetry The Slowdown truce Reaping Past Love Future present

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She was always talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I feel is love, Mom… When I’m better because she’s here.

— Michael Jacobs and Susan Estelle Jansen, Boy Meets World, Season 4: A Long Walk to Pittsburgh-Part II

Love Happiness True Love

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Topanga: I wasn't sure this day would ever come, but you were. I wasn't sure love could survive everything we put it through, but you were. You were always strong and always sure. And now I know I want you to stand beside me for the rest of my life. That's what I'm sure of.

Cory: Ever since I was young I never really understood anything about the world, and I never understood anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made sense to me was you, and how I felt about you. That's all I've ever known, and that's enough, that's enough for me, for the rest of my life, Topanga.

— Jeff McCracken and Matthew Nelson, Boy Meets World, Season 7: It's About Time

Love True Love forever person

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[Mary Poppins is leaving]

Michael: She doesn't care what happens to us.

Jane: She only promised to stay until the wind changes. Isn't that right, Mary Poppins?

Mary Poppins: Will you be good enough to fetch my hat stand, please?

Jane: Mary Poppins, don't you love us?

Mary Poppins: And what would happen to me, may I ask, if I loved all the children I said goodbye to?

— Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins

Children Love goodbye

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'The love of a person never disappears,' he said softly. 'Even if they might. We have memories, you see, Amelia. Love never dies. We love someone and they love us back, and that love is stored, and it protects us. It is bigger than life, and it doesn't end with with life. It stays inside us. They stay inside us. Inside our hearts.'

— Matt Haig, The Girl Who Saved Christmas

Love Immortal forever person

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'Can I ask you something?' asks Will, after a while.

The man sips his whisky instead of answering.

Will asks the question anyway. 'Have you ever been in love?'

The man places his glass down and stares at Will, steel-eyed. The expected reaction, 'Once,' he responds , the word just a croak from the back of his throat.

Will nods. 'It's always just once, isn't it? The rest…they're just echoes.’

— Matt Haig, The Radleys: A Novel

Love Falling In Love Echoes

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'He smiled softly. 'People you love never die.' I had no idea of the sense of his words, but they stayed with me for centuries.'

— Matt Haig, How to Stop Time

Love Immortality

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Love means never having to say you're sorry.

— Jennifer Cavalleri (Ali MacGraw), Love Story

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I want you to have the life you deserve. I love you.

— Sally Malik (Meaghan Rath), Being Human, Season 4: There Goes the Neighborhood Part III

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Audrey: You killed James, my son.

Croatoan: I had to. That's how much I love you.

— Audrey Parker (Emily Rose), Haven, Season 5: The Widening Gyre

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I wanted to tell him that I will never be sorry for loving him. That in a way I still do—that maybe I always will. I’ll never regret one single thing we did together because what we had was very special. Maybe if we were ten years older it would have worked out differently. Maybe. I think it’s just that I’m not ready for forever.

— Judy Blume, Forever . . . (Richard Jackson Book)

Forever Regrets Love

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‘If being in love means giving up your freedom, not to mention your opportunities,’ Caitlin said, ‘then I haven’t missed anything.’

— Judy Blume, Summer Sisters: A Novel

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You can’t deny they ever happened. You can’t deny you ever loved them—love them still—even if loving them causes you pain.

— Judy Blume, Summer Sisters: A Novel

Denial Love Pain

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Be careful in the world of men, Diana. They do not deserve you. You have been my greatest love. Today, you are my greatest sorrow.

— Steve Trevor (Chris Pine), Wonder Woman

Misandry Men Deserve Love Sorrow

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Ares: They don't deserve your protection!

Wonder Woman: It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe. And I believe in love.

— Diana Prince / Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot), Wonder Woman

Protection Deserve Love

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A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.

— The Wizard of Oz (Frank Morgan), The Wizard of Oz

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I have loved you.

— Jane Hawking (Felicity Jones), The Theory of Everything

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Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.

— Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski (Jeff Bridges), The Big Lebowski

Love Moron Goddamn

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Flynn Rider: You were my new dream.

Rapunzel: [crying] And you were mine.

— Rapunzel (voice) (Mandy Moore), Tangled

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Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi's life. So you might say, that we are encouraged to love.

— Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen), Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

Attachment Posession Compassion Love Unconditional Love

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Madeleine Swann: I love you...

Oberhauser: Do those blue eyes still recognize you?

James Bond: I'd recognize you anywhere.

— James Bond, Spectre

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I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?

— Jake Ryan (Michael Schoeffling), Sixteen Candles

Girlfriend Love psycho

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That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

— Jim Baker (Paul Dooley), Sixteen Candles

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I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.

— Margot Tenenbaum (Gwyneth Paltrow), The Royal Tenenbaums

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Raleigh: You don't love me anymore, do you?

Margot: I do, kind of. I can't explain it right now.

— Margot Tenenbaum (Gwyneth Paltrow), The Royal Tenenbaums

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Royal: Everyone's against me.

Pagoda: It's your fault, man.

Royal: I know but dammit, I want this family to love me.

— Royal Tenenbaum (Gene Hackman), The Royal Tenenbaums

Paranoia Love Blame

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Han Solo: Who are you?

Princess Leia: Someone who loves you.

— Lawrence Kasdan and George Lucas, Return of the Jedi

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A woman loves a man who loves passionately.

— Masako (Machiko Kyō), Seven Samurai

Woman Love Man Passion

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Ellen Griswold: Lord, we loved this woman with all our heart.

Audrey Griswold: Let's not overdo it, mom.

Ellen Griswold: Shut up.

— Ellen Griswold (Beverly D'Angelo), National Lampoon's Vacation

Love Eulogies overdoing it Sarcasm

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We're in love. We just want to be together. What's wrong with that?

— Suzy Bishop (Kara Hayward), Moonrise Kingdom

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You ain't got to love me, but you gonna know that I love you.

— Paula (Naomie Harris), Moonlight

Love Unrequited Love

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I want us. This. You.

— James Randall (George Segal), Love & Other Drugs

Desire Want Love Need

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Maggie Murdock: I'm gonna need you more than you need me.

Jamie Randall: That's okay.

Maggie Murdock: [crying] No, it's not! It isn't fair! I have places to go!

Jamie Randall: You'll go there. I just may have to carry you.

Maggie Murdock: ...I can't ask you to do that.

Jamie Randall: You didn't.

— James Randall (George Segal), Love & Other Drugs

Need Love Commitment

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Who will take care of me, my love, my dark angel, when you are gone?

— Claudia (Kirsten Dunst), Interview With The Vampire

Love dark angel Caretaking

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[Narrating] Doc ran through all the things he hadn't asked Shasta. Like how much she'd come to depend on Wolfmann's guaranteed level of ease and power? And least askable of all, how passionately did she really feel about old Mickey? Doc knew the likely reply, 'I love him', what else? With the unspoken footnote that the word these days was being way too overused.

— Sortilège (Joanna Newsom), Inherent Vice

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Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?

— God (Morgan Freeman), Evan Almighty

God prayer Patience Love

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But the horror... The horror was for love. The things we do for love like this are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret. This love burns you and maims you and twists you inside out. It is a monstrous love and it makes monsters of us all.

— Lady Lucille Sharpe (Jessica Chastain), Crimson Peak

Horror Love Sweat monstrous monsters ugly Mad

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Ghosts are real, that much I know. I've seen them all my life...

— Edith Cushing (Mia Wasikowska), Crimson Peak

Ghosts Emotion Drive Loss Revenge Love

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Ghosts are real, this much I know. There are things that tie them to a place, very much like they do to us. Some remain tethered to a patch of land, a time and date, the spilling of blood, a terrible crime... There are others, others that hold onto an emotion, a drive, loss, revenge, or love. Those, they never go away.

— Edith Cushing (Mia Wasikowska), Crimson Peak

Ghosts Emotion Drive Loss Revenge Love

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Vesper Lynd: You love me?

James Bond: Enough to travel the world with you until one of us has to take an honest job... which I think is going to have to be you, because I have no idea what an honest job is.

— James Bond, Casino Royale

Love Commitment honest job World Travel

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[singing in his workshop] How does a moment last forever? How can a story never die? / It is love we must hold on to, never easy, but we try / Sometimes our happiness is captured, somehow a time and place stand still, / Love lives on inside our hearts, and always will.

— Maurice (Kevin Kline), Beauty and the Beast

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[sings] I was the one who had it all, I was the master of my fate / I never needed anybody in my life, I learned the truth too late / I'll never shake away the pain, I close my eyes but she's still there / I let her steal into my melancholy heart, it's more than I can bear / Now I know she'll never leave me, even as she runs away / She will still torment me, calm me, hurt me, move me, come what may / Wasting in my lonely tower, waiting by an open door / I'll fool myself, she'll walk right in and be with me for evermore... / I rage against the trials of love, I curse the fading of the light / Though she's already flown so far beyond my reach, she's never out of sight / Now I know she'll never leave me, even as she fades from view / She will still inspire me, be a part of everything I do / Wasting in my lonely tower, waiting by an open door / I'll fool myself, she'll walk right in, and as the long long nights begin, I'll think of all that might have been / Waiting here for evermore...

— Beast (Dan Stevens), Beauty and the Beast

Songs master of fate evermore Rage Love inspiration

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Cecilia Tallis: [crying] I don't know how I could've been so ignorant about myself... so... so stupid. And you know what I'm talking about, don't you? You knew before I did.

Robbie Turner: Why're you crying?

Cecilia Tallis: Don't you know?

Robbie Turner: Yes, I know exactly.
[kisses her]

— Robbie Turner (James McAvoy), Atonement

Love Crying Kissing

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Dearest Cecilia, the story can resume. The one I had been planning on that evening walk. I can become again the man who once crossed the surrey park at dusk, in my best suit, swaggering on the promise of life. The man who, with the clarity of passion, made love to you in the library. The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame.

— Robbie Turner (James McAvoy), Atonement

Love Love Story

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That's the thing about friendship–it's a lot rarer than love; there's nothing in it for anybody.

— Steve Dallas (Owen Wilson), Are You Here

Friendship Love

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I've made the most important discovery of my life. It's only in the mysterious equation of love that any logic or reasons can be found. I'm only here tonight because of you. You are the only reason I am...you are all my reasons.

— John Nash (Russell Crowe), A Beautiful Mind

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I think that there are two forces on Earth you never want to be fighting. One is Mother Nature. The other is love.

— Arlene Bloom (Glenn Close), 5 to 7

Mother Nature Love

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Maybe there are some people you marry and people you love.

— Arielle Pierpont (Bérénice Marlohe), 5 to 7

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James Keziah Delaney: Such a shallow grave they dug for my father. Are you short of a couple of shillings?

Zilpha Geary: He was buried to the depth of my love.

— James Keziah Delaney (Tom Hardy), Taboo, Season 1: Episode 1

shallow grave Love Sick Burns

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Donna Who: What did I do to get such a wonderful daughter like you?

Cindy-Lou Who: I don't know. Sometimes you just get lucky.

Donna Who: If so, then I really did.

Cindy-Lou Who: So did I. I love you, Mom.

Donna Who: I love you, too.

— Cindy Lou Who (Cameron Seely), The Grinch

Grinch Christmas Anti-Christmas Daughter Love Mother Daughter

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You know, my pride says, 'Yeah. that's it. Just leave here knowing Haley is obviously intimidated by a sexual relationship.' But my heart says, 'Forget about your pride, you idiot. You love this girl. And even if you catch pneumonia, your ass is gonna stay out here in the rain until you convince her to forgive you' So come on, Hales. Just meet me halfway here?

— Peyton Sawyer (Hilarie Burton), One Tree Hill, Season 1: The Leaving Song

Pride Sex Love pneumonia forgiveness

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You ever heard the expression 'The best things in life are free’? Well that expression is true.' Every once in a while, people step up they rise above themselves sometimes they surprise you and sometimes they fall short. Life is funny sometimes. It can push pretty hard but if you look close enough, you can find hope in the words of children, in the bars of the song and in the eyes of someone you love. And if you're lucky, if you're the luckiest person on this entire planet, the person you love decides to love you back.

— Nathan Scott (James Lafferty), One Tree Hill, Season 3: Everyday Is a Sunday Evening

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J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love—Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS!

Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.

— Toby (Jake Goldsbie), Degrassi, Season 2: Mirror In The Bathroom

Strippers Love homework

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Because if I chose to come back here, after everything we've been through, then erasing you would be the only way that I could be the protector my people deserve. Otherwise, I'd always be split in two. And part of me would be in love with you.

— Amaya Jiwe (Maisie Richardson Sellers), DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Season 3: Guest Starring John Noble

protector Love split

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Now you'll find out why Ms. Sherwood shows up for breakfast, Tom. It's not love, it's my coffee machine.

— Dickie Greenleaf (Jude Law), The Talented Mr. Ripley

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And that's the irony, Marge. I loved you. You may was well know it, Marge: I loved you. I don't know... maybe it's grotesque of me to say this now, so just write it on a piece of paper or something and put it in your purse for a rainy day. 'Tom loves me.' 'Tom loves me.'

— Tom Ripley (Matt Damon), The Talented Mr. Ripley

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You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad neighborhood or break my legs skiing. But don't be scared about me being a dad, because I will not fail. I love this kid too much. I love him as much as you love me, Dad. I'm gonna give him advice and I'm gonna guide him and I'll be there whenever he needs me. I'll fly to New York to be at his court case even if I disagree with why he's there.

— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler), Big Daddy

Scared Pickpockets Dad Love New York

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Rose: [seeing her standing alone on the highest railing of bow] Hello, Jack. I changed my mind.

Jack: [stands onto the same railing she's on, hugs her waist ] Shhh. Gimme your hand. Now close your eyes, go on. Now step up. Now hold on to the railing. Keep your eyes closed, don't peek. Step up on the railing. Hold on, hold on. Keep your eyes closed. Do you trust me?

Rose: I trust you.

Jack: [Jack opens Rose's arms] All right. Open your eyes.

Rose: [gasps in excitement] I'm flying, Jack! [gasps in amazement] I'm flying, Jack!

Jack: [Jack starts singing softly into her ear] Come, Josephine, in my flying machine, going up, she goes up, up she goes.
[they kiss]

— Jack Dawson (Leonardo Dicaprio), Titanic

Flying Love railing Excitement

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Jack: [referring to Cal] Do you love him?

Rose: Pardon me?

Jack: Do you love him?

Rose: Well, you're being very rude. You shouldn't be asking me this.

Jack: [amused, referring to Cal] Well, it's a simple question. Do you love the guy or not?

Rose: This is not a suitable conversation.

Jack: Why can't you just answer the question?

Rose: This is absurd. I don't know you and you don't know me and we are not having this conversation at all. You are rude and uncouth, and presumptuous, and I am leaving now. [starts shaking Jack's hand] Jack... Mister Dawson, it's been a pleasure. I've sought you out to thank you, and now I have thanked you.

Jack: And even insulted me.

Rose: Well, you deserved it.

Jack: Right.

Rose: Right.

Jack: [Rose is still shaking his hand] I thought you were leaving.

Rose: [turns to leave] I am. You are so annoying.

Jack: Ha, ha.

Rose: [turns back to Jack] Wait, I don't have to leave, this is my part of the ship. You leave.

Jack: Oh ho, ho, well well well, now who's being rude?

— Jack Dawson (Leonardo Dicaprio), Titanic

Love Absurd Rude Annoying

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Shug: That means you still a virgin.

Celie: Yeah, because don't nobody love me.

Shug: I love you.

— Celie (Whoopi Goldberg), The Color Purple

virgin Love I Love You

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Shug: That means you still a virgin.

Celie: Yeah, because don't nobody love me.

Shug: I love you.

— Celie (Whoopi Goldberg), The Color Purple

virgin Love I Love You

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Whillenholly: [to Banky] Wow, there's a lot of love in the room.

Banky: Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys.

Whillenholly: OK, play it cool, hot shot.

— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (Will Ferrell), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Love Homophobia hot shot

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Oh. Where you going?...Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh...I think I love him.

— Elizabeth (Madeline Kahn), Young Frankenstein

Sex One Night Stand Love

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Mia: I'm always gonna love you.

Sebastian: I'm always gonna love you, too.

— Mia Dolan (Emma Stone), La La Land

Love eternal love

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[to Logan] She is not my daughter, but I love her. You may not love her, but she is your daughter. Please, help her.

— Gabriela Lopez (Elizabeth Rodriguez), Logan

Daughter Love help

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This is what life looks like: people love each other. A home. You should take a moment…Feel it.

— Charles Xavier / Professor X (Patrick Stewart), Logan

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Logan: Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long.

Charles Xavier: You know, Logan... this is what life looks like. A home, people who love each other. Safe place. You should take a moment and feel it.

— Logan Howlett / Wolverine / X-24 (Hugh Jackman), Logan

Freak Nature God Love Safe Place

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If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside…gonna make you sick.

— Dr. Otto Octavius / Doctor Octopus (Alfred Molina), Spider-Man 2

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[to himself] She (MJ) can never know how much I love her.

— Peter Parker / Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire), Spider-Man 2

Love Talking To Yourself

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It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.

— The Merovingian (Lambert Wilson), The Matrix Revolutions

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Karma's a word. Like 'love.' A way of saying 'what I am here to do.' I do not resent my karma—I'm grateful for it. Grateful for my wonderful wife, for my beautiful daughter. They are gifts. And so I do what I must do to honor them.

— Rama-Kandra (Bernard White), The Matrix Revolutions

Karma Love Gratitude gifts

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[picks up baby Michael, kisses him, holds him] Michael, your father loves you very much. Very much.

— Don Vito Corleone (Robert De Niro), The Godfather: Part II

Love paternal love Father Son

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[after Michael gets off the phone with Kay, clearly too embarrassed to tell her he loves her]
Mikey, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die.

— Pete Clemenza (Richard S. Castellano), The Godfather

Love Shame italian accent

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Sometimes to love someone, you got to be a stranger.

— Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford), Blade Runner 2049

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We don't get to choose who we love or who loves us back. And that means you're powerless to me as long as you're alive, because I'm the fabric of life. I'm within you. I'm within everything. Howard, if you can accept that, then maybe... I don't know, but maybe you get to live again.

— Amy Moore (Keira Knightley), Collateral Beauty

Love Life Choice

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Jean Valijean Raymand: Oh, but you don't understand, madame! The Apache dance is a dance of amour. One must warm up to it.

Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, well I think you started warming up on the way over here!

Jean Valijean Raymand: I can't help it. I can't help that there's a pounding in my heart.

Lucy Ricardo: You don't watch out, there'll be a pounding on your head!

— Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball), I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Adagio

Love apache dance Threats

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This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. ME.

— Suzanne Warren (Uzo Aduba), Orange Is the New Black, Season 2: You also Have a Pizza

Love Deserve Respect

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Love is the lie we tell ourselves so we don't go extinct.

— Sam Healy (Michael Harney), Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Trust No Bitch

Love Lie Reproduction Extinct

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I love you. But we both know I don't have the balls to free-fall through life with you.

— Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling), Orange Is the New Black, Season 1: Can't Fix Crazy

Love balls free-fall goodbye

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[What is love?]

Pain. Horrible pain. That you want again and again.

— Sophia Burset (Laverne Cox), Orange Is the New Black, Season 2: You also Have a Pizza

Love Pain Desire

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It’s like coming home from a long trip…that is what love is like. It's coming home.

— Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling), Orange Is the New Black, Season 2: You also Have a Pizza

Love long trip Coming Home

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I used to spend a lot of time thinking how I could make you love me. Like, if I had long pretty hair, or if I made chocolate cake with frosting, or if I had a green bicycle. Turns out the answer is you’re not a nice person. You’re a mean person. And I used to think you was a yellow dandelion, but you’re all dried up with the puff blown off.

— Suzanne Warren (Uzo Aduba), Orange Is the New Black, Season 1: Fool Me Once

Love chocolate cake Mean People dandelion

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Mike Baxter: Hey babe.

Vanessa Baxter: He-ey.

Mike Baxter: What's the matter?

Vanessa Baxter: Oh nothing. I'm just... I'm just right on that late afternoon fence where do I have another cup of coffee or just say screw it and pour my first glass of wine.

Mike Baxter: Tough one.

Vanessa Baxter: Well, which way do you love me more, a little jittery and chatty or passed out and drooling by eight-thirty?

Mike Baxter: I love you both ways.
[leans in for a kiss then slides a wine bottle toward Vanessa]

— Vanessa Baxter (Nancy Travis), Last Man Standing, Season 3: Back to School

Love Sex Lust Coffee Wine Decisions

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President Richard Nixon once said, 'People react to fear, not love.' Easy for him to say because he was kinda scary and nobody loved him.

— Mike Baxter (Tim Allen), Last Man Standing, Season 4: Sinkhole

Richard Nixon Fear Love

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I need you alive. If you’re alive, this whole world feels alive.

— John Dorie (Garret Dillahunt), Fear the Walking Dead, Season 4: Laura

alive Need Love

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One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant.

— Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

Love Love Songs Love Poems Irritating

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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

— Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

Love Change awkward Mess changing diapers

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Loretta Haggers: Y'know, Mary's been seeming kind of piqued lately, and I think I just stumbled on the truth of it. Mary Hartman ain't gettin' enough Vitamin L from her man Tom.

Charlie Haggers: Vitamin L?

Loretta Haggers: Vitamin Love. I think I oughtta write a song about that.

— Loretta Haggers (Mary Kay Place), Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 005

Vitamin L Love Vitamin Love Country Music

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You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.

— Miss Choksondik (Trey Parker), South Park, Season 5: Proper Condom Use

Sex Love Fun Games disease STDs

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Stan: Thanks for your help, Wendy.

Wendy: Whatever, dude. I promise me you'll be here.

Stan: Hey, I didn't throw up.

Wendy: Cool! We're always be together.

[She's happy now. They both look at each other like they're going to kiss, and romantic music plays. Wendy puckers up. Stan gets queasy and vomits on her face]

Wendy: Eww!

Stan: Sorry.

Wendy: Hey, look, a French fry!

Stan: Cool!

— Stan Marsh (Trey Parker), South Park, Season 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Vomit Friendship Love

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B.A. Baracus: [about Hannibal] You learn to love him, Mama. But it takes a long time.

Amy: That's the same thing he said about you.

— B.A. Baracus (Mr T), The A-Team, Season 1: Mexican Slayride

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Things were confusing, alright. Sometimes even crazy. Still, I wasn't crazy. Just...in love. Winnie and I had survived the summer of long-distance romance. In fact, her move across town had brought a new depth to our relationship. We shared everything, now that she was wearing my ring. Hopes, dreams...big plans. Yep, these were golden moments—in a golden summer. When every day was perfect, and you knew it would go on forever.

— Narrator (Adult Kevin) (Daniel Stern), The Wonder Years, Season 4: Growing Up

confusing Love Summer Long Distance Love

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It was humiliating. I wanted to just walk away. But then, then I realized I couldn't walk away. She looked beautiful. And terrified. And I knew she needed me. Those next few minutes seemed to last a thousand years. Every moment was potential disaster. We were both struggling. And then, a weird thing happened. I was holding the light on Winnie, when everything got very quiet. And I felt something. I don't know what it was. I felt like I was holding her up with that light. That we were connected by the light. And I wouldn't let her fall. No matter what—I wouldn't let her fall. That night I learned something. About courage… And maybe about love.

— Narrator (Adult Kevin) (Daniel Stern), The Wonder Years, Season 3: On the Spot

humiliating Beautiful Courage Love

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Mal: Whatever happens, remember I love you.

Zoë: Sir?

Mal: Because you're my wife.

Zoë: Right. Sir. Honey.

— Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion), Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job

Love Marriage Wife

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I can’t be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I’m worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?

— Edward Nygma / The Riddler (Cory Michael Smith), Gotham, Season 3: Mad City: New Day Rising

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A man with nothing that he loves…is a man who cannot be bargained. A man that cannot be betrayed. A man who answers to no one… but himself.

— Edward Nygma / The Riddler (Cory Michael Smith), Gotham, Season 2: Rise of the Villains: A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Love Desperation Despair Ennui

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