How The Grinch Stole Christmas

14 Times In Life We Were All The Grinch

What's that stench? It's fantastic. 
Kirsten Corley
December 1, 2016
“All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, reindeer, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
“4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Self-Pity, Jazzercise, Self-Loathing, Madness
“But what would I wear?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“HELP ME... I'm FEELING.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Help Me, Feeling, The Feels
“It's because I'm green, isn't it?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Green
“If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Threats, fax, star key
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, mangled face, sad face, Christmas
“Am I just eating because I'm bored?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, eating, Bored
“Are you two still living?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“What's that stench? It's fantastic.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Stench, fantastic
“That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Chew Toy, germs
“Give me that! Don't you know you're not supposed to take things that don't belong to you? What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Stealing, Wild Animal
“Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Heinous, No Place Like Home
“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Wrong, improperly packaged