Spongebob

24 Funniest Spongebob Quotes Of All Time

Are you Squidward now? That's okay take your time. 
Kirsten Corley
October 13, 2016
“Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument.

Squidward: No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument...Horseradish is not an instrument either.  ”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Shows, T.V Quotes, Nick
“I'm ugly and I'm proud.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Ugly Pride
“Person on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: No this is Patrick.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Funny Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Narrator: So much later that the old narrator got tired waiting and they had to hire a new one.”
— Narrator, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Fine I guess you're gonna miss The Panty Raid.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Squidward: If that was you on the phone and you on the bus then who was flickering the lights.

Nosferatu”
— Squidward, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Funny Quotes, T.V Quotes, Nick
“He was so ugly everyone died.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Shows, Funny Quotes
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
— Mr. Krabs, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Funny Quotes, T.V Quotes
“It took us three days to make that potato salad. Three days.”
— Family, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Patrick: Not until 4.”
— Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes, Nick
“F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for uranium...bombs.
N is for no survivors. ”
— Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Mr. Krabs: That hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl. ”
— Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Nick Quotes
“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Get Me Out of Here, Bored, Want To Leave
“Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.”
— Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Nick Quotes
“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Sqaurepants
Tagged: indoors, Nature Sucks, Not A Nature Person
“Spongebob: Hey Patrick 

Patrick: What?

Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24.

Patrick: Let me hear it.

Spongebob: 25. ”
— Spongebob, Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Spongebob, T.V Quotes
“Firmly grasp it in your hand.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes, Nick Quotes
“Spongebob: Patrick, you're a genius!"

"Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot."

"Spongebob: What? A genius?"

"Patrick: No, Patrick.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Spongebob, T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Are you Squidward now? ... That’s okay take your time.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes
“You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? 

Spongebob: It means he's a afraid of Santa Clause ”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Spongebob Quotes
“Spongebob: Now that we're men, we have facial hair.

Patrick: Now that we're men I changed my underwear. ”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star,
Tagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes