17 Hilarious Louis CK Quotes About Modern Life That Will Actually Make You Think
I finally have the body I want. It's easy, actually, you just have to want a shitty body.

Katie Mather
September 7, 2016
September 7, 2016
“When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.”
Tagged:
Heartbreak, Pain
“Whenever single people complain about anything, I really want them to shut the fuck up. First of all, if you’re single, your life has no consequence on the earth. Even if you’re helping people aggressively, which you’re fucking not, nobody gives a shit what happens to you. You can die, and it actually doesn’t matter. It doesn’t. Your mother will cry or whatever, but otherwise, nobody gives a shit.”
Tagged:
Dating, Being Single