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22 New Girl Quotes To Remind Us We're All Suffering Through The Same Things

New Girl

22 New Girl Quotes To Remind Us We're All Suffering Through The Same Things

I don't know what I'm doing emotionally or -- let's be honest -- sexually. 

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Life sucks. And then it gets better. And then it sucks again.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Re-launch

LifeMiseryIt Gets Better

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    You got hurt. That doesn’t mean you stop trying.

    — Cecilia "Cece" Parikh (Hannah Simone), Divorce, Season 1: Pilot

    HeartbreakPainBreakups

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    I don't know what I'm doing emotionally or -- let's be honest -- sexually.

    — Jessica "Jess" Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl, Season 1: Kryptonite

    SexemotionsConfused

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    I hope you like feminist rants, because that's kind of my thing.

    — Jessica "Jess" Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl, Season 1: See Ya

    FeministWomenRants

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    It’s a weird life, but it’s where I’m at right now.

    — Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 6: House Hunt

    LifeWeird

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    Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.

    — Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Halloween

    RegretsMistakesMemories

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    What if I have some idea of love in my head and it’s just totally wrong?

    — Jessica "Jess" Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl, Season 1: Backslide

    LoveTrue LoveDoubts

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    When you care about somebody you do what's best for them even if it sucks for you.

    — Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: See Ya

    LoveSacrificegood deeds

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    Is everyone in the world having sex but me?

    — Winston Bishop (Lamorne Morris), New Girl, Season 5: The Decision

    SexIntercourseAlone

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    I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less doughnuts.

    — Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 1: Kids

    Exercisehealthyeating

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    We’re weirdos. But that’s who we are. And that’s fine.

    — Jessica "Jess" Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl, Season 1: Bully

    WeirdouniqueSelf-Acceptance

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    I’m going to end up alone. I’m going to be a single old lady, flashing people on the subway.

    — Jessica "Jess" Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl, Season 1: Backslide

    AloneLonelyDie Alone

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    I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Alyssa Milano’s phone number just by randomly choosing numbers.

    — Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 2: Bachelorette Party

    SuccessGoalsHard Work

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    You know, sometimes I feel like I’ve never really felt love.

    — Winston Bishop (Lamorne Morris), New Girl, Season 3: The Captain

    LoveTrue LoveAlone

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    Schmidt happens.

    — Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: Kryptonite

    LifeShit HappensProblems

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    Without sex she's not your girlfriend okay? She's just a friend you buy meals for.

    — Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 2: Halloween

    Sexfriend zonedFriends

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    I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is like a unique experience.

    — Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: (TV Series 2011– )

    SexuniqueVariety

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    You cannot just call me at any time and just summon me for intercourse.

    — Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: Control

    SexBeing UsedIntercourse

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    I think we're all a little bit crazy.

    — Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: Control

    crazinesspsychoPersonalities

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    You can run away from your problems, but you’re just going to find new ones that pop up.

    — Cecilia "Cece" Parikh (Hannah Simone), New Girl, Season 1: Control

    ProblemsEscapeRunning Away

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    I like getting older, I feel like I’m aging into my personality.

    — Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Neighbors

    AgingPersonalityGrowing Up

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    I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome.

    — Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Quick Hardening Caulk

    LifeAdventuresMistakes

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