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22 New Girl Quotes To Remind Us We're All Suffering Through The Same Things

22 New Girl Quotes To Remind Us We're All Suffering Through The Same Things

I don't know what I'm doing emotionally or -- let's be honest -- sexually.

Life sucks. And then it gets better. And then it sucks again.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Re-launch

Life Misery It Gets Better

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You got hurt. That doesn’t mean you stop trying.

— Cecilia "Cece" Parikh (Hannah Simone), Divorce, Season 1: Pilot

Heartbreak Pain Breakups

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I don't know what I'm doing emotionally or -- let's be honest -- sexually.

— Jessica "Jess" Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl, Season 1: Kryptonite

Sex emotions Confused

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I hope you like feminist rants, because that's kind of my thing.

— Jessica "Jess" Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl, Season 1: See Ya

Feminist Women Rants

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It’s a weird life, but it’s where I’m at right now.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 6: House Hunt

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Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Halloween

Regrets Mistakes Memories

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What if I have some idea of love in my head and it’s just totally wrong?

— Jessica "Jess" Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl, Season 1: Backslide

Love True Love Doubts

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When you care about somebody you do what's best for them even if it sucks for you.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: See Ya

Love Sacrifice good deeds

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Is everyone in the world having sex but me?

— Winston Bishop (Lamorne Morris), New Girl, Season 5: The Decision

Sex Intercourse Alone

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I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less doughnuts.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 1: Kids

Exercise healthy eating

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We’re weirdos. But that’s who we are. And that’s fine.

— Jessica "Jess" Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl, Season 1: Bully

Weirdo unique Self-Acceptance

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I’m going to end up alone. I’m going to be a single old lady, flashing people on the subway.

— Jessica "Jess" Day (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl, Season 1: Backslide

Alone Lonely Die Alone

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I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Alyssa Milano’s phone number just by randomly choosing numbers.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 2: Bachelorette Party

Success Goals Hard Work

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You know, sometimes I feel like I’ve never really felt love.

— Winston Bishop (Lamorne Morris), New Girl, Season 3: The Captain

Love True Love Alone

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Schmidt happens.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: Kryptonite

Life Shit Happens Problems

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Without sex she's not your girlfriend okay? She's just a friend you buy meals for.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 2: Halloween

Sex friend zoned Friends

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I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is like a unique experience.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: (TV Series 2011– )

Sex unique Variety

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You cannot just call me at any time and just summon me for intercourse.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: Control

Sex Being Used Intercourse

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I think we're all a little bit crazy.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: Control

craziness psycho Personalities

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You can run away from your problems, but you’re just going to find new ones that pop up.

— Cecilia "Cece" Parikh (Hannah Simone), New Girl, Season 1: Control

Problems Escape Running Away

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I like getting older, I feel like I’m aging into my personality.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Neighbors

Aging Personality Growing Up

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I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Quick Hardening Caulk

Life Adventures Mistakes

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