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50 Hilarious Tweets From The Legendary Neil Patrick Harris

It's pouring rain here in NYC. Normally when things are wet I'm far more excited. 
Holly Riordan
August 10, 2016
“Guess what? David Burtka and I got married over the weekend. In Italy. Yup, we put the 'n' and 'd' in 'husband'.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: Marriage, husband, Couples
“While I miss playing Hedwig, I may miss the open bar that I had created in the dressing room next door a bit more...”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via Twiter
Tagged: broadway, Drinking, Missing
“Today is the 10 Year Anniversary of the release of HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE! So a big...um...wait, what was I talking about..?”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: pot, harold and kumar, high, Drugs
“Happy 4th of July! Hope your day is a blast, but not literally.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: Fourth Of July, Fireworks, Puns
“Only one more shopping day until my birthday. I think FedEx delivers on Sundays now. I love presents. No pressure. Just sayin'.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: birthday, Shopping, presents
“If you haven't already, go see A Million Ways To Die In The West. Opened today. It's so funny, you just might shit yourself.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: Movies, promotion, Laughter
“Oof. I got a sinus infection. I blame either our ill son or one of the 75 people I've kissed on the mouth during a Hedwig performance...”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: broadway, Kissing, Sick
“Would I have wished that Barney and Robin would've stayed together? Sure, but most divorcees wish it had worked out.””
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: Divorce, how i met your mother, Marriage
“Took the kids to their first Broadway show today: The Lion King. Mine was 25 years ago: Les Miserables. It's the circle of life...”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: broadway, Children, lion king
“I'm so proud of Hugh Jackman for hosting this year's Tony Awards and for calling me an hour ago to say, 'Suck it!'”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: celebs, tony awards, Hosting
“Taylor Swift looks super hot. I'd try to steal her hair moves for Hedwig On Broadway, but I fear I'd lose my wig.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: celebs, broadway, Dancing
“I'm doing a crazy glam rock photo shoot. Over the top Bowie-tastic, but now I'm not sure how to get the glitter out of my iPhone.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: glitter, photographs, iPhone
“It's Easter and 4/20? The Reece's Peanut Butter Egg must be quite the desirable commodity today!”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: easter, 4/20, eating, Hunger
“Oops. It's Reese's. Not Reece's. Sorry, I'm a fan of Ms. Witherspoon. Oh wait. She's Reese too. Um, the monkey? No that's Rhesus. Dangit!”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: chocolate, easter, 4/20
“I'll be watching Peter Pan Live tonight at 8 pm on NBC. You? Can't wait to see what will happen! Break a leg, cast. But not a wire...”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: broadway, Peter Pan, nbc
“The Oscar nominations come out tomorrow morning. Damn, I really need to finish counting all these ballots..! #Oscars #procrastination”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: oscars, counting, procrastination
“What's Chester got up his sleeve in tonight's American Horror Story? My guess is it's not good. And I should know, I filmed it.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: american horror story, Television, Acting
“Due to the Patriots ball scandal, I’ll personally be making sure all the Oscars are fully inflated this year.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: oscars, Football, patriots
“Oof. I am knee deep in Oscars' rehearsals. Why, oh why did I ask for a wading pool...”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: oscars, Puns, Swimming
“AC-DC opened then show, and now everyone is effectively deafened. And I think six people had seizures. And 50+ got 3rd degree burns.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: Singing, award show, Loud