Gossip Girl

25 Blair Waldorf-isms That Will Help You Channel Your Inner Boss Bitch

Because like it or not, there's a little Blair Waldorf in all of us.
Heidi Priebe
October 7, 2016
“I have an idea for you: quit. Your boss is a bitch. Let’s go to lunch.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It’s movement, design, and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we’d like to be.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“Things are never as bad as you think.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“Oh, my life is so bountiful. I don’t need a boyfriend to feel fulfilled.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“Nothing’s holding me back anymore. I know what I want, and I’m gonna get it.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“The most important parties to attend are the ones you’re not invited to.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“The most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex. And hygiene. And earning potential.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“You have to decide what’s important. Keeping your pride and getting nothing…or taking a risk and maybe, maybe having everything.’”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“Tell me what you feel for me is real or if it’s just a game. If it's real we’ll figure it out, but if it’s not then please just let me go.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“Don’t go all Notebook on me. Not now. I need you.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“All this time I’ve blamed you. For pulling me into the dark. But I was wrong. It was me who brought out your dark side.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
“Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Destiny, Fate, Love, Life, Self-Direction
“If you really want something you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Determination, strength, Self-Discipline, Ambition, Discipline
“People don’t write sonnets about being compatible, or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation. The great loves are the crazy ones.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Love, Relationships, Falling In Love, Big Love, Compatibility
“You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Love, Fear, Social Politics, Relationships
“Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Money, humor, Happiness, Materialism
“Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: emotions, Feelings, Love, Relationships, Heartbreak
“Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Faith, Mimosas, Drinking, humor, Alcohol
“I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Love, Relationships, Self-Respect
“Just because we can’t be together doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Relationships, Love, Exes
“If you go back with an uncertain heart, there will be drama and disaster for all.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Love, heart, Relationships, Exes, Getting Back Together, Uncertainty, Dating
“You need to be cool to be queen. Ann Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Love, Ruling, Head, heart, Relationships
“Great leaders only need three hours of sleep.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: leaders, humor, Sleep
“They're all good men before something happens to them. Some of them stay good.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Relationships, Men, boys, Dating
“As long as I'm with you, I'm Hillary in the White House. And I want to be Hillary, Secretary of State. Except with better hair.”
— Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
Tagged: Relationships, feminism, Independence