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Wearing perfume makes you smell nice, unless you're wearing a perfume called "Le Skunk, De Poop".

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It's nice to help your mom clean the kitchen. It's not nice to hit foreign people over the head with farm animals.

— Lori Beth Denberg, All That

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It's not nice to buy a gallon of blue paint, wait till your mom falls asleep, paint her, and then say, "What's the matter, Mama? Feeling blue?

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If you have a pizza delivered, it's nice to tip the pizza man a dollar. It's not nice to say, "Hey, thanks for the pizza...could you help me put it in my pants?

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It's rude to talk with your mouth full. It's even ruder to talk with a mouthful of baby squirrels.

— Lori Beth Denberg, All That

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It's no fun to go to the dentist, especially if your dentist pushed you down a flight of stairs.

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You are what you eat. I am thirteen tacos and a stick of butter.

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If you're on a first date, it's a bad idea to say, "So, what's the biggest loogie you've ever hocked up?

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It's rude to walk up to an old person and say, "Hey, has your face always looked like that, or have you just been underwater for the last twenty years?

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Homework bad, pizza good.

— Lori Beth Denberg, All That

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To get your teacher's attention, it's a bad idea to scream " Hey look over here you freakish animal

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If your phone rings, pick it up. If your butt rings, see a doctor.

— Lori Beth Denberg, All That

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If it looks bad, smells bad, and tastes bad, then it might be... this old burrito!

— Lori Beth Denberg, All That

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It's easy to milk a cow. It's weird to milk a toothless hippie named Maurice.

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Girls don't like it when boys take their sandwich and run away screaming, 'Hey, look who's got your sandwich now.

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Never kick a man when he's down. Just look at him and scream, 'Hey, get up, you down on the ground weirdo.

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If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable.

— Lori Beth Denberg, All That

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Girls, it's a bad idea to fill your bra with water and goldfish and then tell people you've invented the 'Double Cup Aquarium.

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All is fair in love and war. All is smelly in a closet full of baboons.

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Revenge is sweet- not as sweet as 10 pounds of sugar.

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Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking a dozen eggs with a sledgehammer is fun.

— Lori Beth Denberg, All That

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