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So it’s going to be either my wife or girlfriend.”
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.”
Steve says, "Before I have sex with a woman, I just bang my penis against the dresser for a couple minutes. That turns it numb and I can last for hours!"
Later that night the man begins to bang his penis on the dresser while he's wife is in the bathroom.
She calls out, "Steve? Is that you?"”
with the lights off.”