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Barney Rubble: At least I don't have to hide under the bed if the prowler shows up!

Fred Flintstone: Who said I did?

Barney Rubble: Wilma told Betty.

Fred Flintstone: She heard a noise and tried to get under the bed.

Barney Rubble: And she couldn't. You were there first.

Fred Flintstone: All right funny man, I'll prove to you you're wasting your money. Tonight, after you go to sleep, I'll sneak in dressed as a prowler. Then what'll you think your wife will do.

Barney Rubble: She'll say 'hello Fred. Why steal it. Just borrow it as usual'.

—  Barney Rubble (Mel Blanc), The Flintstones, Season 1: The Prowler

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    Richie: Burglar, meet my friends, Ralph and Potsie.

    Burglar: You need to widen your circle of acquaintances. These are the most useless friends I've ever seen.

    — Richie Cunningham (Ron Howard), Happy Days, Season 2: The Cunningham Caper

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    Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.

    — Unknown, 30 Awfully Corny Jokes For People Who Have A Cheesy Sense Of Humor

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