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Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.Watch South Park online
|Number Of Seasons:||21|
|Created By:||Trey Parker, Matt Stone|
|User Score (votes):||7.8 / 10 (893)|
Executive ProducerAnne Garefino
Executive ProducerBrian Graden
Technical SupervisorDaniel Lindsey
Executive ProducerDebbie Liebling
ProducerFrank C. Agnone II
Animation SupervisorJack Shih
Animation DirectorRyan Quincy
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Jesus: We have no choice, Kyle, You're going to have to kill me.
Jesus: Stab me with this! [shows Kyle the nail file] If I die I can resurrect outside the bars.
Kyle: No way! Do it yourself.
Jesus: Suicide is blasphemy. There's no choice here, Kyle.
Kyle: Dude, you don't understand. I'm a Jew. I have a few hangups about killing Jesus.
Cartman: I would never kill somebody. Unless they pissed me off.
Grampa: Oh, is that a fact? Well, let me tell ya something, Porky. Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch!
Cartman [shocked]: What?
Grampa: That's right!
Grampa: And then, I dug up your great-grandma's skeleton, and had my way with her too.
Grampa: Choice piece of it, your great-grandma.
Cartman: You piece of crap! I'll kill you!
Grampa: That's the spirit, Tubby!
Cartman: Aw...dude. You shot him in the dick.
Cartman: That's not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick.
Butters: But I was just trying to stop him and you said—
Cartman: It doesn't matter, Butters! You never shoot a guy in the dick! Everyone knows that! Shooting a guy in the dick!? That's just...that's just weak...I can't believe you, Butters.
It is sometimes hard, in times like these, to understand God's way. Why would he allow nine innocent people to be run down in the prime of their lives by a senior citizen who, perhaps, shouldn't be driving? It is then that we must understand, God's sense of humor is very different from our own. He does not laugh at the simple 'man walks into a bar' joke. No, God needs complex irony and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me. All that we can hope for is that God got his good laugh and a tragedy such as this will never happen again.