“So lady, when you say you’re horny ‘the way guys are,’ I ask you, are you willing to go into an unmarked building and wait behind a wall for a stranger to stick his dick through a hole in that wall? And then you, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, polish it off for the love of the game? Because that’s what savages men are. [audience cheering and clapping] And she goes, ‘Yeah. I’m not that horny.’ And I go, ‘I know.’ [audience laughs]”
— Tom Segura, TOM SEGURA: DISGRACEFUL (2018)- Full transcript
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