“I go, ‘what’s it like to smoke rocks? I’ve never done that before.’ And he goes, ‘ooh-ooh!’ [Applause] I was like, ‘is that the whole sentence? Is that it?’ He goes, ‘that shit is the best! What I like to do personally, is I like to sit in my apartment and fire ’em up. And then I look out the peephole. And I watch people walk around. And I just freak the fuck out about what’s gonna happen next.’ And then, he gave me a head nod like, ‘doesn’t that sound awesome?’ I was like, ‘dude, that sounds terrible. That’s called a panic attack, and that’s a horrible sales pitch for crack. Now, I’m definitely not gonna try it.’”
— Tom Segura, TOM SEGURA: COMPLETELY NORMAL (2014)- Full Transcript
Tagged: Crack, Crack Cocaine, Smoking Rocks, Paranoia
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