Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.

Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.

Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.

Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.

Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, all right? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...

Stoney: [howls twice] We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!

Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things.”
Tagged: Valley Speak, Prom

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