Tony Soprano: What'd that fag want?
Carmela Soprano: Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. You know, maybe you're a fag, you ever think about that?
Tony Soprano: Can I help it if I know one when I see one?
Carmela Soprano: Oh really? What are the signs? Education...culture?
Tony Soprano: Suckin' a guy's cock usually tips me off.
Carmela Soprano: How do you know who sucks whose cock? What, you got a little secret?