[Elle sees David the geek trying unsuccessfully to get a date with two lovely girls, who mock him, and decides to help by making the girls think she dated David]
Elle: Excuse me.
[Elle turns around and slaps David]
Elle: Why didn’t you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard from you since.
David: [pause] I’m sorry?
Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I’ve ever known and just taking it away?
Elle: Well, forget it. I’ve spent too much time crying over you.
[Elle walks away, and the girls change their mind about him]
Girl: So, when did you wanna go out?