Elle: [on video essay] ...and that’s why you should vote for me. Elle Woods: future lawyer for the class of 2004.
Admissions Guy: She does have a 4.0 from CULA and she got a 179 on LSATs.
Head of Admissions: Fashion major?
Admissions Guy: Well, sir, we’ve never had one before and aren’t we always looking for diversity?
Admissions Guy: Her list of extracurricular activities is impressive.
Head of Admissions: She was in a Ricky Martin video.
Admissions Guy: Clearly, she’s interested in music.
Head of Admissions: She also designed a line of faux-fur panties for her sorority’s charity project.
Admissions Guy: Uh-huh, she’s a friend to the animals as well as a philanthropist.
Head of Admissions: Elle Woods.
Head of Admissions: Welcome to Harvard.