Fred Flintstone: Who said I did?
Barney Rubble: Wilma told Betty.
Fred Flintstone: She heard a noise and tried to get under the bed.
Barney Rubble: And she couldn't. You were there first.
Fred Flintstone: All right funny man, I'll prove to you you're wasting your money. Tonight, after you go to sleep, I'll sneak in dressed as a prowler. Then what'll you think your wife will do.
Barney Rubble: She'll say 'hello Fred. Why steal it. Just borrow it as usual'.”
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