Alex: OK, let's do this. What's my gay category?
Derrick: OK, you're a twink, but I've seen you eat so you're a sloppy twink, which is not as much fun as it sounds. Penny, you drink a lot, you are really loud and you have a lot of embarrassing stories about dating. Bitch, you are a hag.
Penny: But I used to be a beard so I take that as a win.