Jason Dean: Well, let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene. All right. Got an issue of Stud Puppy.
Veronica: [laughs] Great!
Jason Dean: Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see, some mascara. All right. And here's the one perfecto thing I picked up: Mineral water.
Veronica: Oh, come on, a lot of people drink mineral water, it's come a long way
Jason Dean: Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.