I was an exhibitionist as a kid—always naked—so at 18 I announced I was going to be a stripper. I went for an interview, or an audition? Whatever it is strippers do. I submitted my resumé. And they gave me the job. I did a couple of parties, then this one gal’s 40th when the men suddenly came home early and I had to grab my shit and jump over the fence….And that was pretty much it. But I did OK. I made a couple of hundred bucks.