A 93 year old man is sat on the kerb crying.
A passerby stops and asks, ‘What’s the matter?’
The old man looks up and cries, ‘I’m 93, married to a gorgeous 21year old who wants fucking before breakfast, lunch and tea, and then twice again at night!’
The passerby laughs, ‘What’s the problem then?’
The old guy replies ‘I can’t fucking remember where I live!