Scottie: [after the band got arrested for having fake tickets to a concert] I'm telling you, the tickets aren't fake!
Drake: Are you sure?
Scottie: Yeah, I mean I photocopied them myself!
Rina: Scottie, you can't photocopy tickets!
Scottie: Yes, you can. You just put the tickets on the glass and close the lid thingy. Any moron can do it!
Drake : No, Scottie, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!