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The Umbrella Academy Quotes

“I'm glad you finally found someone that treated you right.”
— Allison Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy, Season 3: Meet the Family
Tagged: Love, Treated Right
“The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.”
— Klaus Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy, Season 2: Valhalla
Tagged: Love, Knowledge, screw up
“We don't live in a universe of rules, we live in a universe of chances.”
— Sir Reginald Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy, Season 2: Valhalla
Tagged: Rules, Universe, chances
“No one gets to tell us how to deal with the end of the world.”
— Luther Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy, Season 2: The Majestic 12
Tagged: World, React, Doomsday
“They're gone like a fart in the wind.”
— Klaus Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy, Season 2: Right Back Where We Started
Tagged: Gone, Simile Examples, Fart, Vanish
“Everyone I like is already dead.”
— Diego Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy, Season 1: The Day That Wasn't
Tagged: dead, like, Enjoyment
“One faulty cog and nothing works as it should.”
— The Handler, The Umbrella Academy, Season 1: The Day That Wasn't
Tagged: Cog , Machine, Metaphor
“I think maybe you're the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway. ”
— Allison Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy, Season 1: The Day That Wasn't
Tagged: the person who knows me best, you still like me
“Number Five: I'm not looking for happy.

The Handler: Oh...we're all looking for happy.”
— Number Five, The Umbrella Academy, Season 1: Number Five
Tagged: Happiness, we all want to be happy
“If you believe in yourself, just once, great things are gonna happen for you.”
— Vanya, The Umbrella Academy, Season 1: Number Five
Tagged: Believe In Yourself
“We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.”
— Vanya Hargreeves, The Umbrella Academy, Season 1: Extra Ordinary
Tagged: Incapable Of Love, Giving Love
“Number Five: The future. It's shit, by the way.

Klaus: Called it!”
— Klaus, The Umbrella Academy, Season 1: We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals
Tagged: the future is shit
“Eternal peace is probably overrated.”
— Klaus, The Umbrella Academy, Season 1: We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals
Tagged: Eternal Peace, Peace is Overrated
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