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Between Two Ferns

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Name: Between Two Ferns
Director: Scott Aukerman
Released: 2019-09-20 00:00:00

Total quotes: 10

Between Two Ferns

Galifianakis dreamed of becoming a star. But when Will Ferrell discovered his public access TV show, 'Between Two Ferns' and uploaded it to Funny or Die, Zach became a viral laughing stock. Now Zach and his crew are taking a road trip to complete a series

Genre:

Comedy

Full production credits:

Communicator Zach Galifianakis

Communicator Scott Aukerman

Character Shiri Clarts

Communicator Edi Patterson

Character Zach Galifianakis

Character Lauren Lapkus

Character Ryan Gaul

Character Jiavani Linayao

Character Will Ferrell

Character Matthew McConaughey

Character Keanu Reeves

Character John Cho

Character Benedict Cumberbatch

Character Brie Larson

Character David Letterman

Character Peter Dinklage

Character Adam Scott

Character Tiffany Haddish

Character Rashida Jones

Character Chance The Rapper

Character Bobby Tisdale

Character Jon Hamm

Character Hailee Steinfeld

Character Paul Rudd

Character Jason Schwartzman

Character John Legend

Character chrissy teigen

Character Bruce Willis

Character Tessa Thompson

Character A.D. Miles

Character Awkwafina

Character Gal Gadot

Character Rekha Shankar

Character Mary Scheer

Character Olivia Mekdara

Character Mo Aboul-Zelof

Character Gabriel Gundacker

Character Phil Hendrie

Character Mike Ivy

Character Matt Besser

Character Mary Holland

Character Nalja Samad

Character Michelle Munoz

Character Lauren Ashley Smith

Character Phil Abrams

Character Chloe Wepper

Character Greg Galifianakis

Character Dennis Gubbins

Character Edi Patterson

Character Charity L. Miller

Character Phoebe Bridgers

Character Matt Berninger

Character Mike Brewer

Character Walter Martínez

Character Matt Barrick

Character Blake Clark

Character Paul F. Tompkins

Character Paul Rust

Character Joav Ramon

Character Mary Sohn

Character Will Hines

Character Demi Adejuyigbe

Character Mandell Maughan

Casting Jeanne McCarthy

Original music composer Alex Wurman

Producer Zach Galifianakis

Writer Zach Galifianakis

Director of photography Benjamin Kasulke

Director Scott Aukerman

Producer Scott Aukerman

Writer Scott Aukerman

Casting Nicole Abellera

Production design Susie Mancini

Costume design Erica Rice

Executive producer Stephanie Meurer

Casting Leslie Woo

Art direction Brett Hatcher

Co-producer Mike Gibbons

Editor Hank Friedmann

Editor Brendan Walsh

Executive producer BJ Porter

Makeup department head Heather Ford

Producer Mike Farah

Hair department head James Servera Jr.

Key makeup artist Lindsay Garrison

Makeup artist Michelle Miller

Key hair stylist Taschi Lynell

Set decoration Maria Dirolf

Producer Caitlin Daley

Character Himself

Character Carol

Character Cam

Character Boom Boom

Character Herself

Character Gaya

Character Frannie Scheindlin

Character Amelia

Character AJ

Character The Piñata Man

Character Bill Yum

Character Jim Handle

Character Mike Burcho

Character Gerri Plop

Character Lisa the Tap Dancer

Character Megan the Tap Dance

Character The Mysterious Donna

Character The Bubble Artist

Character Claudia

Character Greg Tooba

Character Dennis Tuba

Character Shiri Clarts

Character Lisa Enderwhol

Character Earl Canderton

Character Burnt Millipede

Character Eugene Tennyson

Character Bartender

Character Tina

Character Jamie Kandt, Esq

Character DJ Fwap

Character Nic Jeffries

Communicator A.D. Miles

Communicator Paul Rudd

Last updated: 2019-11-25

Characters in ‘Between Two Ferns’

“It's Dickerflick Cabbagepatch.”

— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Tagged: Names

“Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, maniacs, to the loonies, and ding-dongs. And some people would say that we're the crazy ones, but I think we are geniuses, because we're crazy enough to try to change this ding-dong crazy world.”

— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Tagged: crazy, Ding-Dong , World

“You dated a guy from One Direction. Which one direction was his penis pointing, north or south?”

— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Tagged: Direction, One Direction, Word Play

“I'm not a practicing Jew. I perfected it.”

— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Tagged: practice, Jew, Religion, Perfect

“You love fast cars. In what other ways is your penis small?”

— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Tagged: Question, Fast Cars , joke, Diss

“Just point your camera and shut the fuck up.”

— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Tagged: camera, order, Quiet

“I want people to laugh with me, not at me.”

— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Tagged: laugh, Jokes, comedian

“I read online that you're very private and decline to answer questions that make you feel uncomfortable. This is a two-parter. Is that true? And how old were you when you got your first period?”

— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Tagged: Questions, private, period

“I want my Hamburger Helper boxes back!”

— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Tagged: hamburger helper, upset

“You know what a lion is? A lion is a strong animal. They do what the fuck they wanna do. Take what they want, eat what they want, they run when they feel like it. Lion.”

— Shiri Clarts, Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Tagged: Lion, Strong, Eat, Run

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