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Austin Powers Quotes

“Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you. I've got more chins than Chinese phone book. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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“Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you've had fat you never go back.”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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“Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money. And I'll get your baby [while smacking lips].”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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“Come here I'm going to eat you. I'm bigger than you I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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“First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out. I'm not kidding I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Christ I'm getting all emotinoal from it, ya know?”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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“Austin Powers: Who does number two work for?

Cowboy: That's right buddy you show that turd who's boss.”
— Austin Powers, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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