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Robert Downey Jr. Quotes

Total quotes: 27
“[the Cloak of Levitation taps Tony on the shoulder] Wow, you are one seriously loyal piece of outerwear, aren't you?”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, Avengers: Infinity War
Tagged: loyal, outerwear
“Jarvis: [Thor has just thrown a thunderbolt on Iron Man] Power to four-hundred percent capacity.

Tony Stark: How about that?”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, The Avengers
Tagged: Power, thunderbolt
“[to Bruce Banner] You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, The Avengers
Tagged: Secret, Jazz, Weed, bongo drums
“[having just inserted the reworked arc reactor into his chest cavity] Tastes like coconut! [grimaces] And metal.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Coconut, Metal
“[after discovering what his father left for him] Been dead for twenty years, he's still takin' me to school.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: dead, School
“[as Justin Hammer enters the Senate hearing] Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Expert
“I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!”
— Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder
Tagged: Acting
“I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?”
— Iron Man, Iron Man
Tagged: Practicality, Departures
“That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate. The suit's a gold titanium alloy, but it's kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.”
— Iron Man, Iron Man
Tagged: Titanium, gold, Alloy, Literal
“You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction. Now that I'm trying to protect the people I've put in harm's way, you're going to walk out?”
— Iron Man, Iron Man
“Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you're in.”
— Iron Man, Iron Man
Tagged: Indentured Servitude, prostitution
“As to the mystery, the only mystery is why you bothered to blindfold me at all.”
— Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Tagged: Mystery, blindfold, Smart
“You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.”
— Iron Man, Iron Man 3(Theatrical Version)
Tagged: Superhero, Humblebrag
“Rhodey: Oh, my God, you crazy son of a bitch! You owe me a plane, you know that, right?

Tony Stark: [chuckling] Yeah, well, technically he hit me, so...”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man
Tagged: Son of a Bitch, crazy, you owe me
“Tony Stark: What's the stat, Rogers?

Steve Rogers: [looks at the Helicarrier tech] It seems to be powered by some sort of electricity!

Tony Stark: ...well, you're not wrong.”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, The Avengers
Tagged: helicarrier, electric car
“[Stark suits up to chase Thor and Loki]
Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!

Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, The Avengers
Tagged: plan, Attack
“ [Banner is unable to change into the Hulk] Dude. You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, Avengers: Infinity War
Tagged: Hulk, embarrassing, Wizards
“I'm sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, Avengers: Infinity War
Tagged: Earth, closed
“A famous man once said, 'We create our own demons.' Who said that? What does that even mean? Didn't matter. I said it 'cause he said it. So now, he was famous and it was basically said by two well-known guys. I don't... uhh... I'm gonna start again. Let's track this from the beginning.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 3
Tagged: Famous, Demons
“[reading Natalie/Natasha's report on him] 'Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior.' In my own defense, that was a week ago. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies.' I was dying. I mean, please, aren't we all? 'Textbook narcissism?' [looks at Fury askew, who returns the look] Agreed.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: compulsive behavior, Narcissism, Self-Destructive
“I thought things couldn't get any worse...then I turned on the TV.”
— Iron Man, Iron Man 3(Theatrical Version)
Tagged: Worse, TV
“My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems. Give me work.”
— Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Tagged: rebel, Stagnation, Mind, Work, Active
“You wanna be a War Machine? Take your shot!”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: war machine
“If I were Iron Man, I'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She'd be a wreck. She'd always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I've become. She'd be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me...”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man
Tagged: Girlfriend, True Identity, Lust
“You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it!”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, Avengers: Infinity War
Tagged: Moon
“Tony Stark: [seeing wires running out of his chest] What the hell did you do to me?

Yinsen: What I did is to save your life. That is an electromagnet, hooked up to a car battery. I removed as much shrapnel from your chest as I could, but there are still some pieces left. I've seen plenty of injuries like that. In my village we call those casualties 'the walking dead,' because they take about a week to reach your heart.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man
Tagged: wires, life-saver, Shrapnel, injuries, Walking Dead
“[last lines] And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey was at its end. You start with something pure. Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering. But then I thought 'why stop there?' Of course there are people who say progress is dangerous, but then I bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chest full of shrapnel. And now, neither will I. Let me tell you: that was the best sleep I'd had in years. So if I were to wrap this up tight with a bow or whatever, I guess I'd say my armor, it was never a distraction or a hobby, it was a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away... I am Iron Man.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 3
Tagged: Shrapnel, cocoon, Demons
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