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Paul Rudd Quotes

Total quotes: 25
“Cher: I want to do something for humanity.

Josh: How about sterilization?”
— Josh Lucas, Clueless
Tagged: humanity, Sterilization, Sassy
“Mel: At least he knows what he's doing. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction.

Cher: I have direction.

Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.”
— Josh Lucas, Clueless
Tagged: College, Direction, Sassy, mall
“Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy?

Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.

Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: Safety, fugitive
“I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no pants dance.”
— Brian Fantana, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Sex, Cookie, pants, No Pants Dance
“I mean, I've been so selfish, just so focused on me that I forgot about you and us.”
— Miles Elliot, Living with Yourself, Season 1: Nice Knowing You
Tagged: Selfish, Focus, US, Apology
“Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!”
— Luis, Ant-Man
Tagged: Coffee, Robbery, Gratitude
“[Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room]
Cassie: Are you a monster?

Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster?

Cassie: …I want my daddy!

Yellowjacket: [menacingly] I know. I want your daddy, too.”
— Cassie, Ant-Man
Tagged: monster, Daddy
“Pick on someone your own size!”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: bullying
“I mean we're sitting here, in this hermetically sealed coffin of a conference room, spending our precious minutes here on this planet to sell some cellular infrastructure company, when we could be out living and breathing, and fucking, and dreaming.”
— New Miles Elliot, Living with Yourself, Season 1: Made in a Strip Mall
Tagged: Coffin, metaphor example, Life, Living
“There is no such thing as an ugly homemade candle.”
— Ned Rochlin, Our Idiot Brother
Tagged: ugly, Candle, Homemade
“Dude! You were like James Bond there.”
— Ben Benjamin, The Fundamentals of Caring
Tagged: Simile Examples, James Bond, smooth
“Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: late, Saving The World
“I'm not a practicing Jew. I perfected it.”
— Himself, Between Two Ferns: The Movie
Tagged: practice, Jew, Religion, Perfect
“You're like in the overall handsome business.”
— Henry Pollard, Party Down, Season 1: Willow Canyon Homeowners Annual Party
Tagged: Handsome, Business, model, actor
“I won most cooperative inmate four months running.”
— Ned Rochlin, Our Idiot Brother
Tagged: Winner, Cooperative , Inmate
“60% of the time, it works every time.”
— Brian Fantana, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Tagged: Stats, Success, Working
“Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do?

Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.

Scott Lang: Makes sense.”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: Burglary, Theft, Reform
“Your secret is that you paid for a handjob?”
— Miles Elliot, Living with Yourself, Season 1: The Best You Can Be
Tagged: Secret, Question, Sassy
“It's not where you're at, it's who you're with, right?”
— New Miles Elliot, Living with Yourself, Season 1: Piña Colada
Tagged: Love, company
“My croc is stuck!”
— Ned Rochlin, Our Idiot Brother
Tagged: Croc , Crisis, Stuck
“You know what, you know what. Wow.”
— Ned Rochlin, Our Idiot Brother
Tagged: Wow, upset, Shock
“[after Scott puts on the Ant-Man suit and shrinks for the first time]
Hank: [on comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott?

Scott: Who said that?

[After Hank briefs Scott on what Cross is planning and wants him to be the Ant-Man]
Scott: Ok, the first thing we should do…is call the Avengers.

Hank: [Angry] I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a Stark, I sure as hell don't intend to give it to another! This isn't some cute tech like the Iron Man suit, it could change the face of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy throwing cities out of the sky…”
— Hank Pym, Ant-Man
Tagged: Avengers, Tech, Iron Man
“[Scott demonstrates the Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time]
Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.

Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.

Scott: Really?

Luis: Yeah.

Scott: Good. [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]

Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!

Dave: That's witchcraft!

Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!

Dave: That's wizardry!

Kurt: Sorcery!

Luis: How'd you do that, bro?

Scott: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder. [Luis looks at his shoulder and sees the miniaturized Scott]

Luis: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!

Scott: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!”
— Kurt, Ant-Man
Tagged: Weird, freaky, Witchcraft, david copperfield, wizardry, Sorcery
“[a training montage where Scott learns about his new six-legged friends]
Hope: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning-fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics.

Scott: Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute.

Hope: Paraponera clavata.

Scott: I know, bullet ants, right? Number one on the Schmidt Pain Index.

Hope: Camponotus pennsylvanicus.

Hank: Alternatively known as a carpenter ant. Ideal for ground and air transport.

Scott: [with the carpenter ant he previously flew on] Wait a minute. I know this guy. I'm gonna call him Antony.

Hank: That's good. That's very good, because this time you're really gonna have to learn how to control him.”
— Hope van Dyne, Ant-Man
Tagged: Ants, entomology
“Scott: [approaching the ‘old Stark warehouse' he's supposed to burglarize] Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse? [The 'warehouse' comes into clearer view, with a large circle-A insignia on the roof denoting its role as the Avengers' base] It's not! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Hope: Scott, get out of there!

Hank: Abort! Abort now!

Scott: No, it's okay. Doesn't look like anyone's home.”
— Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Ant-Man
Tagged: Burglary
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