1. People
    2.  › 
  2. Martin Olson
Martin Olson photo

Martin Olson Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing?

Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.”
— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Hair Licked / Gutter Balls
“Waitress: Will there be anything else, sir?

Heffer Wolfe: [referring to a pair of chopsticks] Yeah, these plastic things can't cut my burrito.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck
“Ed Bighead: Hello, my name is Ed Bighead, and I have a meatball problem.”
— Ed Bighead (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 4: S.W.A.K. / Magic Meatball
“[Filburt runs into Dr. Hutchison working at a pharmacy]

Filburt Turtle: Hey, I thought you were a surgeon.

Dr. Paula Hutchison: I was, but I just couldn't cut it.”
— Filburt Turtle (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Hut Sut Raw / Kiss Me, I'm Foreign
“Ed Bighead: [to Rocko and Filburt] Now, let's get you boys some shoes, hmm.

Ed Bighead: [to Ferb] Ferb, some shoes for the opposing team.

Ferb: Are they a real team?

Ed Bighead: They got shirts, don't they!”
— Ed Bighead (voice) / Bev Bighead (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Hair Licked / Gutter Balls
“Heffer Wolfe: [comes bursting into Rocko's house] Rocko! Do you still have Filburt's diary?

Rocko: [hides the diary behind his back] No! I mean, yes. But I wasn't reading it. If that's what you mean.

Heffer Wolfe: I just gotta see it! It's all I think about! I can't sleep, I can't think! I can't even eat! Well... okay, I can eat.”
— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 4: The High Five of Doom / Fly Burgers
“Rocko: I know the secret for getting rid of stage fright!

Filburt Shellbach: You do? Tell me, tell me!

Rocko: Just picture the audience... naked!

[Rocko pushes Filburt on stage, but Filburt freezes up and goes back]

Filburt Shellbach: I can't do it. It's way too disgusting.

[Rocko pokes his head out of the curtain]

Rocko: Yuck! Open mic night is a very dangerous night.”
— Filburt Turtle (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad
loading next page...