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John C. Reilly Quotes

Total quotes: 11
““My name’s Ralph, and I’m a bad guy. Uh, let’s see … I’m nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty-three pounds. Got a little bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else? Uh … I’m a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I’m very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.””
— Wreck-It Ralph (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Quotes for Kids, Movie Lines, Walt Disney, Comedy Movies, Family
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.”
— Cal Naughton, Jr., Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: jesus, tuxedo, formal, casual, party
“Wine was invented by the Romans... for orgies. And orgies are not too much fun if no-one wants to do it with you.”
— Dr. Steve Brule, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 2: Embarrassed
“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“There’s no one I’d rather be, than me!””
— Wreck-It Ralph (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Confidence, Self-Love
“When did video games become so violent and scary?”
— Wreck-It Ralph (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Video Games, Playing Games
“If that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?””
— Wreck-It Ralph (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Good With Kids, Children
“I’m gonna wreck it!”
— Wreck-It Ralph (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Wrecking Things, Destruction
“Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
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