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Joe Ansolabehere Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“Everything in nature is beautiful. Unless it's ugly.”
— Grandpa, Hey Arnold!, Season 1: Roughin' It
Tagged: Nature, beauty, ugly
“Arnold: You set a beautiful table, my fair señorita.

Miss Felter: Muchas gracias.

Arnold: Aw, enchilada.”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 2: Crush on Teacher
Tagged: spanish, fair, Señorita, Crush
“Arnold: [Into a mirror]
Hey! You talkin' to me? You... talkin' to me?

Grandpa Phil: No, I didn't say anything.”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: Mugged
Tagged: You Talking To Me?, Tough, Response
“Principal Wartz: Mooning is not funny! It's not a game! You may think it's a harmless school yard prank, but let me assure you: IT IS NOT! Someone could put an eye out!

Arnold: Because of mooning?”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 4: Full Moon
Tagged: Mooning, Butts, danger, worries, Prank
“Frankie: I said I like you, kid! You got potential!

Arnold: You want my pencil?”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: Cool Jerk
Tagged: Pencil, kid, Potential
“We broke the record for most attempts to get in the Book of World Records! They say we're the most determined neighborhood they've ever heard of.”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: World Records
Tagged: World Records, determined, Neighborhood
“Let's go practice being spontaneous.”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 5: A Day in the Life of a Classroom
Tagged: practice, spontaneous, Suggestion
“Helga: Not girl enough, humph, what a bunch of crap, I am too a girl, I'm pretty, I'm feminine, I'm delicate.

Helga bumps into someone who's a man

Man: Oh, excuse me, young man.

Helga: I'm a GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: Helga's Makeover
Tagged: feminine, Women, Delicate, Girl
“I done went and sat on my hot sauce and now I gots hot pants!”
— Stinky Peterson, Hey Arnold!, Season 5: On The Lam
Tagged: Hot sauce, Hot Pants, Dirty Pants, Hot
“Helga: I guess so! Except for that disgusting kiss. Ugh!

Arnold: Then why'd you kiss me for so long?!

Helga: It was just acting - I was trying to be professional! Don't think I actually enjoyed that! Ugh!

Arnold: Whatever you say, Helga.”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 3: School Play
Tagged: play, Theatre, kiss, Performance
“Arnold just gave me a flower! I think I'm gonna die!”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 5: Beaned
Tagged: Flower, Crush, Gonna Die, Love
“Who taught me how to play ball? Your looney grandma?”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: 24 Hours to Live
Tagged: Ball, Looney, Grandma, Diss
“ I love Arnold! There, I said it! I love him! I love him! Arnold! Arnold! Arnold! I'm absitively posolutly in love with the boy! I want to grow up having a fabulous life, traveling around the world with him! Coffee in Paris, roses sailboats, the whole nine yards, I want to have a perfume named after us 'Arnold Helga!' I Love ARNOLD!!!!”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 4: Helga on the Couch
Tagged: Love, admit, Grow Up, infatuated, In love
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