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Carlos Alazraqui

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Carlos Alazraqui Quotes

Total quotes: 5

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Carlos Alazraqui

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Birthday: July 20, 1962

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Film Actor, Singer, Stand-up Comedian, Television Director, Television Editor

Total quotes: 5

“Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing?

Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.”

— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Hair Licked / Gutter Balls

Illustrated art for this quote: You know, Spunky, sometimes grocery day can be a very dangerous day, but at least we got food.

“You know, Spunky, sometimes grocery day can be a very dangerous day, but at least we got food.”

— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Rocko's Happy Sack / Flu-In-U-Enza

“But they're no match for my fairy detector chair. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES. And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE.”

— Mr. Crocker (voice), The Fairly OddParents, Season 1: TransParents

“Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading from the manual] How to Turn Off Your Suck-O-Matic.

[the Suck-O-Matic sucks some pages from the manual]

Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading] In case Suck-O-Matic sucks instructions, see page 101.

[the Suck-O-Matic sucks some more pages from the manual]

Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading] "PREPARE TO DIE"?”

— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic / Canned

“Heffer Wolfe: [comes bursting into Rocko's house] Rocko! Do you still have Filburt's diary?

Rocko: [hides the diary behind his back] No! I mean, yes. But I wasn't reading it. If that's what you mean.

Heffer Wolfe: I just gotta see it! It's all I think about! I can't sleep, I can't think! I can't even eat! Well... okay, I can eat.”

— Rocko (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 4: The High Five of Doom / Fly Burgers

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