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Brendon Small

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Brendon Small Quotes

Total quotes: 3

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Brendon Small

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Birthday: February 15, 1975

Educated At: Berklee College Of Music

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Singer, Journalist, Voice Actor, Animator

Total quotes: 3

“Here's a piece of advice, Brendon. There's no such thing as psychology. It's all made-up crap. They're all conmen, all of them. Even the women.”

— Coach John McGuirk, Home Movies, Season 2: Therapy

Tagged: Psychology

“Pickles: Ok, hold on now, so you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water, and they shriek, and they turn red and they die?

Deli Assistant: Yes Sir.

Pickles: That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life... High five.”

— Pickles the Drummer, Metalocalypse, Season 1: The Curse of Dethklok

“Coach McGuirk: Hey Brendon, how come the team never carried me off the field?

Brendon: We tried, but you were too big.

Coach McGuirk: Excuse me?

Brendon: I mean, uhh... too drunk?

Coach McGuirk: Yes. Yes I was. But I tell you something Brendon, I am every day, that doesn't mean don't carry me off the field.”

— Coach John McGuirk (voice) / Brendon Small (voice), Home Movies, Season 1: Director's Cut

Tagged: Drunk

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