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Ben Edlund Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“I’m no good with words. Don’t…don’t use ’em much myself.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: Jaynestown
Tagged: Words, Loquaciousness, Silent Type
“The cupcake is sweet, the bullet is deadly. A beautiful woman’s a dangerous thing.”
— Edward Nygma / The Riddler, Gotham, Season 1: What the Little Bird Told Him
Tagged: Cupcake, Bullet, Beautiful Woman, danger
“Sam: Were you racing me?

Dean: No. I was kicking your ass.

Sam: Very mature.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: The Third Man
Tagged: Racing, mature, Kicking Ass
“It’s not embarrassing to be a virgin. It’s simply one’s state of being.”
— Inara Serra, Firefly, Season 1: Jaynestown
Tagged: virgin, Virginity, Being Yourself, embarrassing
“Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.”
— Castiel, Supernatural, Season 7: Reading is Fundamental
Tagged: Cat Penis
“Lucifer is the father of our race. Our creator. Your God may be a deadbeat, but mine...mine walks the earth.”
— Meg Masters, Supernatural, Season 5: Abandon All Hope...
Tagged: Lucifer, God, Deadbeat
“I am your flesh-and-blood brother, OK? I'm the only one who can legitimately kick your ass in real time.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Hello, Cruel World
Tagged: Flesh and Blood, brothers, Kickass
“You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie 'cause they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kinda does.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Hollywood Babylon
Tagged: spirits, Bad Movies, Sucks
“That's what happens when you go to Hell, Dean. That's what Hell is. Forgetting what you are.”
— Ruby, Supernatural, Season 3: Malleus Maleficarum
Tagged: Hell, Loss
“I'm hapless, I'm hopeless, I mean, why the hell not bury myself in women and decadence? Right? It's the end, baby! That's what decadence is for. Why not bang a few gongs before the lights go out?”
— Castiel, Supernatural, Season 5: The End
Tagged: Decadence, Hapless, hopeless, Carpe Diem
“Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Repo Man
Tagged: Voicemail, Nightmare
“You've got to hug it. Hug your destiny, Arthur! Hug it.”
— The Tick (voice), The Tick, Season 1: The Tick vs. The Idea Men
Tagged: Destiny, Fate
“ I can kill you with my brain.”
— River Tam, Firefly, Season 1: Trash
Tagged: Threats, Telepathy
“I feel like this whole place is bad-touching me.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: The French Mistake
Tagged: Bad-Touching
“You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. You shoot Bambi's mother.”
— Bobby Singer, Supernatural, Season 7: How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters
Tagged: Bambi, Jackass
“If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?”
— Castiel, Supernatural, Season 8: Blood Brother
Tagged: Murder, monsters, Monster Heaven
“You mind your tone with me, boy. This isn't just your war, this is war. Now, something big and bad is coming, and it's coming fast, and their side holds all the cards. Now, at best, all we've got is us, together. No secrets or half-truths here.”
— Ellen Harvelle, Supernatural, Season 2: Simon Said
Tagged: War, warnings, Secrets, Half-Truths
“I remember being at a shoreline, watching a little grey fish heave itself up on the beach. And an older brother saying, 'Don't step on that fish Castiel, big plans for that fish.' I remember the Tower of Babel—all 37 feet of it, which I suppose was impressive at the time. And when it fell they howled, 'Divine Wrath!' But come on, dried dung can only be stacked so high.”
— Castiel, Supernatural, Season 6: The Man Who Would Be King
Tagged: beach, Fishing, Tower of Babel, Divine Wrath
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