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Art Carney

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Art Carney Quotes

Total quotes: 4

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Art Carney

Birthname

Birthday: November 4, 1918

Birthplace: Mount Vernon, New York, United States

Death: November 9, 2003

Educated At: Mount Vernon High School

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor

Total quotes: 4

“Ed Norton: [Ralph tries to figure out what to leave Alice in his will] Look, as long as you're going, anyway, why don't you sell your body to science? If they pay by the pound, she'll be left a millionaire!

Ralph: Why don't you shut up?”

— Ed Norton, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Masquerade

Tagged: Living Will, Fat-Shaming

“In the words of the immortal bard, Shakespeare, 'There are three times in a man's life when he wants to be alone: one, when he's communing with his thoughts; two, when he's being tender with his wife; and three, when he's in the isolation booth on 'The $64,000 Question'.'”

— Ed Norton, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Lost Job

Tagged: shakespeare, Game Shows, Alone, Solitude

“Ralph Kramden, you just lost your membership card to the human race!”

— Ed Norton, The Honeymooners, Season 1: Easter Hats

Tagged: human race

“I, Edward Norton, Ranger Third Class in the Captain Video Ranger Academy, do solemnly pledge to obey my mommy and daddy, to be kind to dumb animals and old ladies in and out of space, not to tease my little brothers and sisters and to brush my teeth twice a day and drink milk after every meal.”

— Ed Norton, The Honeymooners, Season 1: The New Bowling Ball

Tagged: Pledge, Captain Video, Obey, Brush Your Teeth, Drink Milk

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