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Alan Ritchson

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Alan Ritchson Quotes

Total quotes: 4

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Alan Ritchson

Birthname

Birthday: November 28, 1984

Birthplace: Grand Forks, ND, United States

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Model, Songwriter

Total quotes: 4

“I'm gonna sack you so hard your dick's gonna go into your throat and your gonna choke on your dick and die!”

— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: The Fingering

Tagged: Threat, dick, choke

“Thad Castle: Come on, guys! We're going to play football! No teams!

Harmon Tedesco: Uh, I'm pretty sure you need two teams to play football, fellas, know what I'm sayin'?”

— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: The Drug Olympics

Tagged: Football, Teamwork

“Which one of you assholes stuck his finger in my asshole?”

— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 2: The Fingering

Tagged: Assholes, Finger

“Thad Castle: The teacher's become the master.

Harmon Tedesco: What?

Thad Castle: I said the teacher's become the blaster.

Harmon Tedesco: I literally have no idea what you're trying to say me right now, man.”

— Thad Castle, Blue Mountain State, Season 1: The Drug Olympics

Tagged: Teacher, Master, blaster, Pretentious

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