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Abbi Jacobson Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“I was curious to see if you were still selling the greenery. Cuz I'm looking to buy some um greenery.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Pu$$y Weed
Tagged: Selling, Buying, Weed, pot, greenery
“Abbi: I can't really imagine what it's life for people with blue eyes.

Ilana: No idea, other than feeling like a fucking freak.”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 1: Pu$$y Weed
Tagged: Blue Eyes, Freak, Life
“Abbi, why wouldn't we be rating them on dick size? It's all I can see. Those b-ball shorts are God's gift. If you train your eyes, you can see their religion.”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 1: The Last Supper
Tagged: Dick Size, Basketball Shorts, Religion, Circumcision
“Never have I ever, um, dealt with how my parents' divorce affected my overall, you know, being in relationships.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Hurricane Wanda
Tagged: Never have i ever, drinking game, Divorce, Relationships, Alcohol
“You said that if you ever were going to do a same sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 1: Destination
Tagged: same sex, upset, offer, Experimentation
“Abbi: We’re technically homeless right now.

Ilana: Ben Affleck was homeless for a night for a charity…We’re, like, doing that, just involuntarily.

Abbi: Yeah, we’re just a regular Matt and Ben.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: The Lockout
Tagged: homeless, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Friends, charity
“Four R’s, my friend: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rihanna.”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 2: Kirk Steele
Tagged: Advice, reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna
“You're my favorite little jewie this side of saint louie.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 2: Hashtag FOMO
Tagged: Favorite Person, Jew, saint louie
“I’m an adult and I’m responsible. Let’s go get some candy.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Pu$$y Weed
Tagged: adult, responsible, candy
“So I did what any outsider would do, I made weird art.”
— Katie Mitchell, The Mitchells vs. The Machines
Tagged: Outisder , Art, expression
“Let's meet at the ATM where the dude puked on you last week.”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 1: Pu$$y Weed
Tagged: atm, puke, last week, Location, Meeting
“Families can be hard, but they're so worth fighting for.”
— Katie Mitchell / Dog Cop (voice), The Mitchells vs. The Machines
Tagged: Family, Tough, Fight
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