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Trey Parker Quotes
AKA: | Randolph Severn Parker III, Trey Parker |
Birthday: | October 19, 1969 |
Birthplace: | Conifer, Colorado, United States |
Educated At: | Berklee College Of Music, University Of Colorado Boulder |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Actor, Animator, Writer, Producer, Director |
Total quotes: 177
Trey Parker
BirthnameAKA: Randolph Severn Parker III, Trey Parker
Birthday: October 19, 1969
Birthplace: Conifer, Colorado, United States
Educated At: Berklee College Of Music, University Of Colorado Boulder
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Actor, Animator, Writer, Producer, Director
Total quotes: 177
“Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage!”
Tagged:
Poverty, so poor jokes
“Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?”
Tagged:
irritable, sand in your vagina
“Kyle: Do you really think my hat is stupid?
Stan: As a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.”
Stan: As a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.”
Tagged:
hats, Backhanded Compliments
“Pip: Oh, good day, Damien. My name is Phillip, but everyone calls me Pip, because they hate me.
Damien: Then I will call you Pip.
Pip: Right-o.”
Damien: Then I will call you Pip.
Pip: Right-o.”
Tagged:
Nicknames
“I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!”
Tagged:
weight loss, big-boned
“Stan: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut—
Chef: HIKE THE DAMN BALL!!”
Chef: HIKE THE DAMN BALL!!”
Tagged:
procrastination, Football
“Stan: If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fat ass, too!
Cartman: That's right! [realizes he's been insulted] AY!”
Cartman: That's right! [realizes he's been insulted] AY!”
Tagged:
insults, Fat-Shaming
“Cartman: Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?
Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Eric, they just do.
[Kyle sniffs Kenny in disgust]”
Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Eric, they just do.
[Kyle sniffs Kenny in disgust]”
Tagged:
Poor People, Smells
“Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.”
Tagged:
invitations, rectal insertion
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