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Tommy aka White Knife Quotes

Total quotes: 4
“[last lines]
Lil' Pete: Dear Mama, so much has changed since my last letter. I scarcely know where to begin. First off, it turns out our daddy is a bad, bad man, and he got thrown in jail. But it's okay, 'cause Screaming Eagle, the Indian chief who raised Tommy, said he'd be all our dads, too. I really like it here in this village. Our new brothers and sisters love to have fun and have been so nice to all of us.

Screaming Eagle: These white guys cannot dance!

Lil' Pete: Danny don't drink whiskey no more. And Ramon and Herm are trying to learn Indian ways. Oh, and big news. I finally have a girlfriend, and she's much prettier than a canty-loupe.

Tommy aka White Knife: [to Lil Pete & Beaver Breath] Come on you two, you're missing all the fun!

Lil' Pete: Anyways, Mama, thanks for raising me. Your loving son, Lil Pete, proud member of the Ridiculous 6.”
— Tommy aka White Knife, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: anti-white jokes, Dancing, Jail, brother and sister
“Tommy aka White Knife: [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it?

Abner DoubleDay: I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it.

Chico: You said you could only advance after you hit the ball!

Abner DoubleDay: Not when you're stealing.

Short Stop: That's bullshit.

Abner DoubleDay: OK, Short Stop.”
— Tommy aka White Knife, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: baseball, Abner Doubleday, Shortstop, Stolen Base
“Tommy aka White Knife: Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold?

Chico: I'm ready.

Ramon: I'm hungry.

Danny: I'm drunk.

Lil' Pete: And I'm Lil Pete.

Herm: [unintelligible]

Tommy aka White Knife: Let's get that nugget then...”
— Tommy aka White Knife, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: Handsome, Ready
“Never Wears Bra: [Walks out of her tepee and stretches] Good morning, boys.

Tommy aka White Knife: Good morning, Never Wears Bra.

Never Wears Bra: I had dream about you last night, White Knife.

Tommy aka White Knife: Oh, that's nice.

Never Wears Bra: Not nice dream. In dream you naughty, you naughty, White Knife.

Frank Stockburn: Somebody's got an admirer!”
— Tommy aka White Knife, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: bra, Dreams, dirty dreams
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