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Tim Hobert Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies but with ugly people.”
— Abed Nadir, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Film
Tagged: Documentary, assignment, real movies, ugly
“I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic!”
— Annie Edison, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Statistics
Tagged: Unpopular, high school, crossing guard
“Look at me. I've got the body of a fifth grader.”
— Senor Chang, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Statistics
Tagged: look, Body, fifth grader
“I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Statistics
Tagged: Conflict, Enjoyment, Life
“Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?

Dr. Cox: No... Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Season 3: My Journey
Tagged: Clowns, Prostitute, Sassy, Red Lipstick
“Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, 'Hell yeah!'”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Hypocritical Oath
Tagged: Black Girl, White Girl, ass, Big Butt
“Well, when you say 'classmate', it sounds like we take naps together and eat paste, but what's great about community college is that a lot of the students are just as mature as the teachers.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Statistics
Tagged: classmate, Naps, Paste, community college, Students, mature, Teachers
“9/11 was pretty much 9/11 for the falafel business.”
— Abed Nadir, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Film
Tagged: 9/11, falafel, Business, End
“Patient: I was so obsessed with getting my J.D. that I never did the things I really wanted to do. Start a family. See the world.

Janitor: Punch a whale.

Patient: Nah, I punched a whale. Right in the face. Down he went, like Liston.”
— Janitor, Scrubs, Season 6: My Mirror Image
Tagged: Bucketlist, Family, Regrets, travel, Whale
“Dr. Kelso: This Friday, I am receiving an award from the A.M.A.—

Dr. Cox: Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year! Uh, don't you tell me! Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone To Kill You and Stuff You and Leave You by my Bed, So That When I Wake Up in the Morning, I Could Roll Over and Punch You in the Face...of the Year.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Season 5: My Jiggly Ball
Tagged: Awards, Bastard, insults, Sassy, Hatred
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