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Spongebob: Hey Patrick

Patrick: What?

Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24.

Patrick: Let me hear it.

Spongebob: 25.

— Spongebob and Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

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Mr. Krabs: That hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl.

— Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants

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I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.

— Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants

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Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Patrick: Not until 4.

— Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks, Spongebob Squarepants

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Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?

Spongebob: It means he's a afraid of Santa Clause

— Patrick Star and Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants

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Spongebob: Now that we're men, we have facial hair.

Patrick: Now that we're men I changed my underwear.

— Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star

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F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for uranium...bombs.
N is for no survivors.

— Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants

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