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Simon Blackwell Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Mike, talk to me. I am in a room with three people and a fuckload of quiche.”
— Amy Brookheimer, Veep, Season 1: Fundraiser
Tagged: quiche, fuckload, talk to me
“Ray Whelans: The brain is a muscle.

Kent Davison: No, it isn't.”
— Kent Davison, Veep, Season 3: Special Relationship
Tagged: Brain, Muscle, Anatomy
“Sue Wilson: Ma'am? Secretary Maddox would like a meeting, stat.

Selina Meyer: No. Stat. He's useless. He's a one-inch cock.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 3: New Hampshire
Tagged: useless, one-inch cock
“Kent Davison: The only unthinkable thing is that anything is unthinkable.

Ben Cafferty: Kent majored in fortune cookies.”
— Kent Davison, Veep, Season 4: Joint Session
Tagged: Slogans, unthinkable, Fortune Cookies, Sarcasm
“Hallowes: Hey, did you fire your tweet monkey yet? Because that guy is a weapons-grade retard.

Selina: I know.

Hallowes: I think you might have been hoist by your own retard there.”
— Barbara Hallowes, Veep, Season 1: Fundraiser
Tagged: retard, hoisted on your own petard
“Gary Walsh: Oh, my God. Is she falling asleep?

Amy Brookheimer: No, she cannot fall asleep on live TV. Not on C-SPAN. The irony would be too huge.”
— Amy Brookheimer, Veep, Season 1: Nicknames
Tagged: C-SPAN, Narcolepsy, Irony
“I actually wrote it in my diary and stared at it for a full five minutes. ”
— Gary Walsh, Veep, Season 2: The Vic Allen Dinner
Tagged: Diary, Shock, Happy
“God, there's so many people in here. It's like a Mormon orgy.”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 3: New Hampshire
Tagged: Mormon, Orgy, crowded
“Comedy songs are the mark of a douchebag.”
— Dan Egan, Veep, Season 2: The Vic Allen Dinner
Tagged: comedy, Songs, Mark
“Go, period. Fuck, period. Yourself, EXCLAMATION POINT!”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 2: Shutdown
Tagged: Go Fuck Yourself, punctuation
“I gotta go make noises out of my facehole or whatever it is I do.”
— Mike McLintock, Veep, Season 3: New Hampshire
Tagged: Announcers, facehole
“What are you laughing at, Jolly Green Jizzface?”
— Selina Meyer, Veep, Season 2: The Vic Allen Dinner
Tagged: Diss, Sassy, Jolly
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