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Sheldon Bull Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Annabelle: Who better to be my Maid of Honor than the person who fixed the rift between my Daddy and me?

Sabrina: Well, besides a sister, college roommate or lifelong friend, I can't think of anyone...”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 4: Salem's Daughter
Tagged: wedding, Marriage, Maid Of Honor, awkward, Friendship
“Sabrina: You know that love between two people is stronger than any legal document.

Gail: Yes. But as a lawyer, I’m not supposed to admit it...”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Meeting Dad's Girlfriend
Tagged: Love, Relationships, Lawyer, Legal Documents, Marriage, joke
“Mounty: Freeze!

Hilda: As if we can do anything ELSE in this weather...”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: Pancake Madness
Tagged: Mounty, Weather, Freezing, cold, Snow, joke, Sassy
“Salem: Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony.

Zelda: I'm going to write him a very stern letter.

Salem: You're a regular Mad Max, aren't you?”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: The Big Sleep
Tagged: Revenge, mad max, Agony, Destruction, Sarcasm
“Hippie Driver: Did that cat just talk? Or am I picking up his thoughts telepathically?

Salem: You're right. You can read my mind. And now you're sensing my great need to stop in Philadelphia for a cheese-steak.

Hippie Driver: I’m communicating with animals! This is so radical.

Salem: Just drive, Woodstock boy.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Inna-Gadda-Sabrina
Tagged: joke, cats, Magic, woodstock, Telepathy
“Mounty: Before I let you go, I have to ask you a few questions about the Mortal Realm to prove you live there — standard procedure.

Zelda: Fire away! I DO have three P.h.D's!

Mounty: What are the names of the Hanson brothers?

Zelda: Who?

Hilda: Isaac, Zachary and Taylor.

Mounty: What actor from Marcus Wellby just married Barbara Streisand?

Zelda: Ooh, ooh... Robert Young!

Hilda: James Brolin.

Mounty: Sports. Who's the best — 

Hilda: Michael Jordan!

Mounty: Correct, you can go!”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: Pancake Madness
Tagged: Pop Culture, Michael Jordan, Barbara Streisand, Celebrities, joke
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