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Inner beauty's the easiest thing in the world to see when you're looking for it....The brain sees what the heart wants it to feel.

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

inner beauty Brain heart

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[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?

Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.

— Hal Larson (Jack Black), Shallow Hal

Fat-Shaming take the cake

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Tony Robbins: Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Mauricio: Have you heard the song 'Who Let The Dogs Out'?

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

who let the dogs out?Beauty is the in the eye of the beholder

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Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

turd Corporal Max Klinger M.A.S.H.Gross

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[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]
Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?

Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.

— Hal Larson (Jack Black), Shallow Hal

Fat-Shaming

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Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?

Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?

— Hal Larson (Jack Black), Shallow Hal

Fat-Shaming

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Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket?

Mauricio: Yes.

Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

member's only Sick Burns

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You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a sloooowwwwp.

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

Comeback Quip

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I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me; I thought he was going to shoot me with a tranquilizer gun and tag my ear.

— Rosemary Shanahan (Gwyneth Paltrow), Shallow Hal

Lust Horny Gawking tranquilizer gun

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[Hal is going to make his move on some unattractive girls]
Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two.

Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?

— Hal Larson (Jack Black), Shallow Hal

Fat-Shaming Thin-Shaming Objectification

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You had me at 'get lost.'

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

Rejection Sarcasm

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Tony Robbins: Hal, don't you think you're being a bit shallow here in the way you look at women?

Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too.

Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?

Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?

— Hal Larson (Jack Black), Shallow Hal

Fat-Shaming shallow Objectification

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Inner beauty's the easiest thing in the world to see when you're looking for it....The brain sees what the heart wants it to feel.

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?

Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.

— Hal Larson (Jack Black), Shallow Hal

Tony Robbins: Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Mauricio: Have you heard the song 'Who Let The Dogs Out'?

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]
Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?

Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.

— Hal Larson (Jack Black), Shallow Hal

Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?

Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?

— Hal Larson (Jack Black), Shallow Hal

Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket?

Mauricio: Yes.

Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a sloooowwwwp.

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me; I thought he was going to shoot me with a tranquilizer gun and tag my ear.

— Rosemary Shanahan (Gwyneth Paltrow), Shallow Hal

[Hal is going to make his move on some unattractive girls]
Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two.

Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?

— Hal Larson (Jack Black), Shallow Hal

You had me at 'get lost.'

— Mauricio (Jason Alexander), Shallow Hal

— Hal Larson (Jack Black), Shallow Hal

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