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Sean Clements Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“I guess I'll have to bite the bullet. And by bullet, I mean her vagina.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 3: True Dromance
Tagged: Going In It For It, Stupid Plays On Old Cliches
“You only YOLO once!”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 3: High Art
Tagged: Yolo, live, Once
“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody's head to survive.”
— Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Fire in the Hole
Tagged: Life, Murder, Violence, Sassy, Cheeky, Survival, dangerous, joke
“Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later.

Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?”
— Kelly Maxwell, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Fire in the Hole
Tagged: Insult, Incest, pregnant, Sex, flirty, Jealousy, Cheeky, joke, Rude
“I want a flamethrower. I'm serious! I lost my parents, got possessed. Flamethrower seems fair.”
— Kelly Maxwell, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Fire in the Hole
Tagged: Flamethrower, weapon, Loss, Possessed, Sassy, fair
“Ash: Alright, look, we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. And look, that's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.

Pablo: You know I'm not Mexican, right?

Ash: That's the spirit!”
— Pablo Simon Bolivar, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Books from Beyond
Tagged: Churros, dessert, Mexican, racism, Ignorance, Spirit, Cheeky
“Bong. James Bong.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 3: True Dromance
Tagged: bong, James Bond, play on words
“I've learned you can always make things more painful.”
— Ruby Knowby, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Books from Beyond
Tagged: hurt, Painful, Self-Destruct, Learning, wise
“I'm all about banging clits, sucking tits, and taking shits.”
— Billy Belk, Workaholics, Season 3: Fourth and Inches
Tagged: Tits, Clits, Shits, Gross, Machismo
“Empty da nuts!”
— Billy Belk, Workaholics, Season 3: Fourth and Inches
Tagged: Empty, Nuts
“Ash: Lionel, you find a wimpy demon yet?

Lionel: Uh, nothing that says wimpy specifically, but I have found a-a minor demon named Eligos. Possesses knowledge of hidden things, a-a demon of the mindscape.

Ash: Well, perfect. Sounds like a total nerd.”
— Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Books from Beyond
Tagged: Demons, Knowledge, Mindscape, nerd, Sassy, bully, Wimpy
“Pablo: Um, but reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with, so...

Ash: Yeah, that's true, but reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there's already paint on it.

Pablo: That is incorrect.”
— Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Books from Beyond
Tagged: Incorrect, ignorant, Stupid, book, Reading, trouble, paint, Painting, Cheeky
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