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Ryan Ridley Quotes

Total quotes: 26
“And this is why you don't invite a Floopy Doop and a Shmoopy Doop to the same party.”
— Party-Goer, Rick and Morty, Season 1: Ricksy Business
Tagged: party, Invitation, tension
“To live is to risk it all, otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Rickmancing the Stone
Tagged: Life, Living, Living Life To The Fullest
“Ambassador: Mr. Smith, Shrimply Pibbles' life can be saved... if we replace his heart with your human penis.

Jerry: I see... Wait, what?!”
— Jerry Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Interdimensional Cable 2
Tagged: penis, Organs, Heart Transplant, Life, Saved
“Don't break an arm jerking yourself off, Morty.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind
Tagged: masturbation, Jerking Off, Broken Arm
“TO GET R*ugghhb*IGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED SOONN”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Ricksy Business
Tagged: Drinking, party, crazy, Wrecked
“Yeah, well, tough titties.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Rickshank Redemption
Tagged: Catchphrase
“You got some of that mermaid puss.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Ricklantis Mixup
Tagged: Mermaid, Sex, Vagina
“[they both exchange kisses, upping their sexual arousal]

Unity: Yes, Rick, yes! Yes, yes!

Rick: Wait, wait, stop! H-Hold it! Not like this. We need a hang glider, and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation
Tagged: Sex, Hang Glider, Fantasy, Uncle Sam, Crotchless
“Rick: When's the last time you got laid, 'pers?

Birdperson: It has been a... challenging mating season for Birdperson.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Ricksy Business
Tagged: Laid, Mating, Mating Season, Challenging
“I love watching bukkake. I mean, like, I don't know if I would personally ever do it.”
— Tammy, Rick and Morty, Season 1: Ricksy Business
Tagged: Porn, Sex, Sex Acts, Watching
“This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power... but speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action.”
— Evil Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Ricklantis Mixup
Tagged: Politics, Sinister, Speech, Campaigning, Action
“[addressing Rick] You and Unity are like... like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you're great together, but you're just bringing out the worst in each other.”
— Summer Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation
“SCREW YOU, RICK! I'LL PURGE YOU TOO, YOU OLD... "RICKETY" PIECE OF CRAP! THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT AND SMEAR 'EM ALL OVER YOUR FACE! I AIN'T TAKING NO SH-AAAHH!!”
— Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Look Who's Purging Now
Tagged: Purge, Guts, Violence
“We're miserable Morty! There's a mandatory curfew, their weird calendar made me 47, and they've weaponized the Eiffel tower!”
— Summer Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Rickshank Redemption
Tagged: curfew, calendar, weapons, Eiffel Tower
“Morty: Uhm, should we maybe stop somewhere and get you a coffee? Maybe splash a little water on your face, or...?

Unity: No, no. If I wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk.”
— Unity, Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation
“Yes, I will! That's right, assholes! Take my penis. Take it all!! And tell Shrimply Pibbles that when the galaxy came calling, Jerry Smith from Earth didn't flinch!”
— Jerry Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Interdimensional Cable 2
Tagged: penis, galaxy, Flinch, Donor
“ It's not the same, Summer! Lincler's a crazed maniac. He's just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral super-leader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln. Turns out that ehh-it just adds up to a lame, weird... loser.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Ricksy Business
Tagged: Abraham Lincoln, Adolf Hitler, DNA, Maniac, Loser
“Bird Person: Morty, do you know what wubba lubba dub dub means?

Morty: Oh, that's just Rick's stupid nonsense catchphrase.

Bird Person: It's not nonsense at all. In my people's tongue, it means, I am in great pain. Please help me.”
— Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Ricksy Business
Tagged: Catchphrase, Nonsense, Pain, Meaning
“Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They're no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful. And then, because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?”
— Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation
Tagged: Dating, Power, empowerment
“All this time, you've been thinking, 'What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?' Well, now you know, you'd be a doctor. Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!”
— Jerry Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rixty Minutes
Tagged: Loser, Marriage, Abortion, Wine, Exotic Birds, Better Off, Yacht, Kristin Stewart, Leonardo DiCaprio
“Morty: You're talking about Inception?

Rick: That's right, Morty! This is gonna be a lot like that, except y'know, it's gonna me-beh... make sense.

Morty: Inception made sense!

Rick: You don't have to try and impress me, Morty!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Lawnmower Dog
Tagged: Inception, Dreams, Impressive, confusing, minds, Brain
“Pichael Thompson: And then they found out I was attached along for the ride and they said, 'Ah, shit. Well, just fuck it, call him Pichael.'

Michael Thompson: [throws papers at Pichael's face] Fuck you, Pichael! You're a fucking piece of shit!”
— Pichael Thompson, Rick and Morty, Season 2: Interdimensional Cable 2
Tagged: Twins, Siblings, Conflict, Conjoined
“Shrimply Pibbles: I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh.

Jerry: All right! That's enough! You guys are talking about my species! We understand genocide! We do it sometimes!”
— Jerry Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Interdimensional Cable 2
Tagged: Dick Jokes, Genocide, Species, defensive, penis
“Jerry: What' you doing? Watching some tv, playing on your phone?

Summer: Is that a real question?

Jerry: Just making conversation.

Summer: Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to: say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark "yes" like a trained animal. It's not a conversation; you're holding me verbally hostage.”
— Summer Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Look Who's Purging Now
Tagged: Sassy, Fatherhood, Daughter, Conversation
“'I took your family'? Who do you think had taken more from them when you shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry! She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive cause I know everything, that snake survives because children wander off, and you survive 'cause people think 'Ooh, this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break! I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul! I guess I'll hire him or marry him!'”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy
Tagged: Roast, mean, Marriage, Son-In-Law, Victims, Snakes, Fatherhood
“An-and I-I-I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty! Th-b-because that's what this is all about, Morty! Th-that's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake! I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce! I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty! If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget... dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty! That's what's gon-it's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Rickshank Redemption
Tagged: McNuggets, Obsessed, Ending
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