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Why are train sets like boobs?They're both meant for kids, but adults can enjoy them too.

— RowFullMayo, Why are train sets like boobs?

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How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine?
He trained.

— Onyxdime, How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine?

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In your train compartment. Another wacky place to indulge in some good sex is the train compartment. The movement of the train will titillate your senses and play a perfect passion playground for you. So, when are you booking your train tickets, or have you booked them already?

— Sharanya Manola, 8 Fun And Unusual Places To Have Sex That You Might Not Have Tried Before

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You have to train to accomplish something big. Pick a challenge, train for it and succeed.

— John Lincoln, via twitter.com

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ‘Spit out your gum’ and the other says, ‘Choo choo choo.’

— Unknown, 40 Dumb Jokes Based On Smart Wordplay That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

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small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

— averagefairy, via Tumblr

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What's more important... boobs or butt?

— Sean Jameson, 33 Seriously Naughty Questions That'll Turn You BOTH On

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Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe

— Miracle Max (Billy Crystal), The Princess Bride

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What you've got to know is that boobs may be where it's at, but if you cut them open, they're just sacks of yellow fat!

— Rebecca Bunch (Rachel Bloom), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh's Sister is Getting Married!

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I really dig intellectual girls, especially that one. I love the way her mind fills her sweater.

— Ralph Malph (Donnie Most), Happy Days, Season 2: You Go to My Head

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There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

— Westley (Cary Elwes), The Princess Bride

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Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Jewbs!

— Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh (voice) (Trey Parker), South Park, Season 10: The Return of Chef

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I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man!

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 5: Homojo

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For the first time in my life I don't want to find myself in three years with some random girl, no matter how many boobs she has. I wanna be with Quinn.

— Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother, Season 7: Trilogy Time

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I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.

— Tina Belcher (Dan Mintz), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now

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Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs: Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Knights, dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of Wuthering Heights.

— Rebecca Bunch (Rachel Bloom), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh's Sister is Getting Married!

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A lot of parents will do anything for their kids except let them be themselves.

— banksy, Wall and Piece

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As I get older, I see that everyone on my social media newsfeed is either getting married or having a baby. I don’t understand it. As a woman in my early twenties, I am still trying to figure out who I am as a person, how could it be that people my age are adding others into the picture already?

— Cheyanne Dunn, I’m Not The Girl Looking For Love

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Joey: 'Suppose we’re a divorced couple.'

Chandler: 'Okay.'

Joey: 'And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.'

— Chandler Bing and Joey Tribbiani, The One With Joey's Fridge

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One's children so often gave one's own perceptions a little thrust forwards.

— Virginia Woolf, To the Lighthouse

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Me: What did you do at school today?

5-year-old: Learned about dragons.

Me: Your class learned about dragons?

5: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everybody else was doing.

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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Kids today are way too expensive. Now days they want iPads and PlayStations. They used to just get in the van if you offered them candy.

— KUFanboy1225, Kids today are way too expensive. Now days they want iPads and PlayStations.

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3-year-old: screams

Me: What's wrong?

3: Pants.

Pants indeed.

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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Me: What's wrong?

5-year-old: I'm hungry and not hungry.

I understand completely.

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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5-year-old: drinks water

7-year-old: If you get too hydrated, you'll explode.

5: spits it all out

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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5-year-old: How come only Mom wraps presents?

Me: She's better at it.

5: What are you better at?

Me: Unwrapping them.

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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Me: Time to wake up.

5-year-old: Is it Christmas?!

Me: No.

5: goes back to bed

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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5-year-old: Why does every break end with us going back to school?

Me: How else would it end?

5: With another break.

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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My 3-year-old learned to say, "Just kidding."

I just wish she didn't say it after "I love you.

— James Breakwell, via Twitter

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