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Why are train sets like boobs?They're both meant for kids, but adults can enjoy them too.
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Why are train sets like boobs?
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How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine?
He trained.
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How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine?
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Ralph:
That valentine sure was funny!
Lisa:
I'm glad you liked it.
Ralph:
It says 'choo-choo-choose me' and there's a picture of a train.
Lisa:
Yeah, nice gag.
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So... do you like... stuff?
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In your train compartment. Another wacky place to indulge in some good sex is the train compartment. The movement of the train will titillate your senses and play a perfect passion playground for you. So, when are you booking your train tickets, or have you booked them already?
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You have to train to accomplish something big. Pick a challenge, train for it and succeed.
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What's more important the train, the conductor, or the tracks?
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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ‘Spit out your gum’ and the other says, ‘Choo choo choo.’
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small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on
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What's more important... boobs or butt?
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Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe
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The Princess Bride
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I really dig intellectual girls, especially that one. I love the way her mind fills her sweater.
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Happy Days
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I can't be around Dina in that costume. It's like, my rational brain says that's the same crazy fascist that physically removed gum from my mouth, but my caveman brain says,
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What you've got to know is that boobs may be where it's at, but if you cut them open, they're just sacks of yellow fat!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
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Westley
(Cary Elwes)
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The Princess Bride
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I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man!
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Will & Grace
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Frida Kahlo
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Diego Rivera
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I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.
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Bob's Burgers
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Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs: Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Knights, dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of Wuthering Heights.
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:
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For the first time in my life I don't want to find myself in three years with some random girl, no matter how many boobs she has. I wanna be with Quinn.
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How I Met Your Mother
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Season 7
:
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Mary Jo Cacciatore
: I've changed a lot, Alex. I used to not have boobs, but now...I have them.
Alex Moran
: Yes, I'm looking right at them.
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Mary Jo Cacciatore
(Frankie Shaw)
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You can lead a man to breast water, but you can’t make him actually think your tits are big once the bra is off.
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Tracy Moore
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[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
: What knockers.
Inga
: Oh, thank you doctor.
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Young Frankenstein
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I am in my fullest form when I'm topless.
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