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Why are train sets like boobs?They're both meant for kids, but adults can enjoy them too.

— RowFullMayo, Why are train sets like boobs?

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How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine?
He trained.

— Onyxdime, How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine?

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Ralph: That valentine sure was funny!

Lisa: I'm glad you liked it.

Ralph: It says 'choo-choo-choose me' and there's a picture of a train.

Lisa: Yeah, nice gag.

Ralph: So... do you like... stuff?

— Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith), The Simpsons, Season 4: I Love Lisa

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You have to train to accomplish something big. Pick a challenge, train for it and succeed.

— John Lincoln, via twitter.com

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In your train compartment. Another wacky place to indulge in some good sex is the train compartment. The movement of the train will titillate your senses and play a perfect passion playground for you. So, when are you booking your train tickets, or have you booked them already?

— Sharanya Manola, 8 Fun And Unusual Places To Have Sex That You Might Not Have Tried Before

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ‘Spit out your gum’ and the other says, ‘Choo choo choo.’

— Unknown, 40 Dumb Jokes Based On Smart Wordplay That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

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small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

— averagefairy, via Tumblr

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Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe

— Miracle Max (Billy Crystal), The Princess Bride

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What's more important... boobs or butt?

— Sean Jameson, 33 Seriously Naughty Questions That'll Turn You BOTH On

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What you've got to know is that boobs may be where it's at, but if you cut them open, they're just sacks of yellow fat!

— Rebecca Bunch (Rachel Bloom), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh's Sister is Getting Married!

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I can't be around Dina in that costume. It's like, my rational brain says that's the same crazy fascist that physically removed gum from my mouth, but my caveman brain says, hey, man, boobs. It's very confusing.

— Garrett McNeill (Colton Dunn), Superstore, Season 2: Halloween Theft

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I really dig intellectual girls, especially that one. I love the way her mind fills her sweater.

— Ralph Malph (Donnie Most), Happy Days, Season 2: You Go to My Head

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There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

— Westley (Cary Elwes), The Princess Bride

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Frida Kahlo: I love a man with melones that are bigger than mine.

Diego Rivera: And I love a woman with cojones.

— Frida Kahlo (Salma Hayek), Frida

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I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man!

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 5: Homojo

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Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs: Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Knights, dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of Wuthering Heights.

— Rebecca Bunch (Rachel Bloom), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh's Sister is Getting Married!

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For the first time in my life I don't want to find myself in three years with some random girl, no matter how many boobs she has. I wanna be with Quinn.

— Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother, Season 7: Trilogy Time

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I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.

— Tina Belcher (Dan Mintz), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now

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Mary Jo Cacciatore: I've changed a lot, Alex. I used to not have boobs, but now...I have them.

Alex Moran: Yes, I'm looking right at them.

— Mary Jo Cacciatore (Frankie Shaw), Blue Mountain State, Season 2: Controversy

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You can lead a man to breast water, but you can’t make him actually think your tits are big once the bra is off.

— Tracy Moore, All the Weird Stuff Women Put on Their Boobs to Try to Make Them Bigger

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[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.

Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.

— Inga (Teri Garr), Young Frankenstein

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You kids switch partners more than square dancers!

— Kitty Forman (Debra Jo Rupp), That '70s Show, Season 5: Going to California

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Debra: You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids.

Ray: I know...did it have to be sex?

— Ray Barone (Ray Romano), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: Captain Nemo

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Joey: 'Suppose we’re a divorced couple.'

Chandler: 'Okay.'

Joey: 'And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.'

— Chandler Bing and Joey Tribbiani, The One With Joey's Fridge

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