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Rory & Lorelai

Rory & Lorelai

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Rory: You're happy.

Lorelai: Yeah.

Rory: . . . Did you do something slutty?

Lorelai: I'm not that happy.

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

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Rory: The house is burning and you can save the cake or me. Which do you save?

Lorelai: That’s not fair. The cake doesn’t have legs.

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

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Rory: Mother-daughter window washing. We should try that.

Lorelai: Yeah, right after mother-daughter shock treatments.

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

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Rory: You just want to hold a grudge.

Lorelai: Yes. Burns more calories.

Rory: That's not true.

Lorelai: Yes, it is. How do you think your grandma got those legs of hers? She's not exactly a StairMaster gal.

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

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Rory: One sec. You know Mom, I hate to bring this up, but I think there’s a really obvious solution to our problem.

Lorelai: I know, hon.

Rory: You do?

Lorelai: Yes. And frankly, I think if I sold you into white slavery, I would miss you.

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

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Lorelai: Don't study so much that you get brilliant, go mad, grow a big bald egghead, and try to take over the world, OK? 'Cause I want to go shoe shopping this weekend.

Rory: Promise. I will not go mad until we get you some boots.

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

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Rory: You’re not worried, are you? Because I’m just going for the sun and to read, nothing more.

Lorelai: I know, I know. It’s just, it’s always the good kids who’ve never had a drink that take one sip of Kahlua and fall out of a window.

Rory: So you’re sad you never taught me how to drink?

Lorelai: Exactly!

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

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Lorelai: I’m lying in bed and I’m sleeping and I’m wearing this fabulous nightgown, and like thirty alarm clocks go off, and so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing in the kitchen, is Luke!

Rory: Was he naked?

Lorelai: No! He was making breakfast.

Rory: Naked?

Lorelai: Okay, you’ve been in Washington way too long.

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

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